A/N: Written for the A Prompt Per Pokemon Challenge, Sudowoodo – secretly a pervert.
Lovey Dovey in Stone Trees
Being able to pass for a tree had its advantages. Like bug pokemon courting right in front of it, thinking they were all alone.
Too bad he couldn't take pictures and share with his fellow Sudowoodo. Sometimes, pokemon really were silly.
But it was fun to watch them act all lovey dovey. It made him feel all warm and fuzzy, especially since he didn't have someone like that for himself.
Though he knew the bug pokemon wouldn't be too thrilled with him watching. That's why he was lucky he could pass as a tree. It was the perfect disguise.
He'll just say it's an accident if anyone asks, of course. And make up some excuse about the soil when asked why he'd stand smack dab in the centre of dating ground.