Thlinkle Fic. Noble Knights The three noble knights, Ethan, Mason and John went out to slay the dragon, A.I.D.E.N. (An Idiot Doing Everyday Nagging),
they had a plan to get rid of the dragon, A.I.D.E.N. They tried all that they could, magic tricks, cat tricks, they even tried slaughtering it. None of these things worked, obviously, but they tried anyways. Eventually A.I.D.E.N. got tired and went to sleep. So they put poison in his chlorophome. They went back to the village where they live, they slept all night and came back to the dragon the next day. Unfortunatly the dragon did not die, but he was a little weaker, the knights tried putting more poison in the dragon's chlorophome, they came back the next day. Unfortunatly, he still wasn't dead. The dragon suspected the knights were putting something in his chlorophome, he gave them all one wish, John wanted to have the ability to fly. Since the dragon, A.I.D.E.N. was an idiot, he ripped off his wings and gave them to John. They were disgusting with blood but John could fly. Mason wanted to breathe fire, or at least be able to set things on fire. The dragon reached down his throat and pulled out a box marked FIRE SHOOTER on the side of it. He gave it to Mason and Mason was disgusted but he used it and it works. And the last wish was for Ethan, who wanted a dragon heart, being the idiot he was, A.I.D.E.N. ripped out his own heart and gave it to Ethan. All the knights were staring at the dragon like he should've died. Well, he did. John returned to town with the ability to fly. Mason returned with the ability to shoot fire. Ethan actually wanted the dragon heart, he didn't know the dragon would die. They weren't sad, they were happy. They all returned home happy. And only A.I.D.E.N. was harmed, he died actually. The End.
P.S. No one liked A.I.D.E.N.