Chapter 1: A Beautiful Father and Son Story
Disclaimer: This my first fanfic and I've tried to stick to canon so be nice please! It`s just a funny two shot And I don't own Hetalia
England, Canada and America were walking around some woods. "Dude why do we have to go out into the woods its boring and nature-y !" Alfred complained while hauling a bait bucket. "Because you two are my sons and were doing father and son bonding … Also were all going to tell that stupid frog France what a good time we had and how I am clearly the better parent !" England said yelling the last part. "I think it sounds fun thank you for inviting and remembering me " Canada said quietly while holding three fishing rods "Canada I can`t hear what your saying don't mumble " England said sighing .
The finally exited the woods and walked towards the shore of a lake that had fishing boats for hire. England walked towards the man hiring the boats out "Hello I`m Mr Kirkland we spoke on the phone "England said. The man stood up "Good to see you Mr Kirkland your boats over there." He said pointing to a ugly and banged up canoe. All the nations' jaws dropped "Um …Excuse me sir?" England asked. "Yes "The man replied "Um this boat is a bit …not good" England said awkwardly. "That so?" The man said darkly while America and Canada exchanged glances. "Uh …Yes?" England said unsure. The man pulled out a shout gun and cocked it "Get in the water." He said pointing the gun at England, America and Canada.
Horrified they all stepped into the boat and began rowing out. "Dude what the hell was that?!" Alfred yelled panicking. "Calm down "England said sounding panicked. "How are we going to get back to shore?" Canada said in a normal voice (Canada`s version of yelling). England turned to Canada "The one thing you said the entire trip I can hear and it`s that! Didn't France raise you?! You should be screaming everything!" England yelled hysterically. "Hey don`t yell at him!" America yelled "It`s your fault where here in the first place!" He continued pointing accusingly at England. "Don`t blame me!" England yelled back at him "Why?!" America yelled "I would rather you didn`t!" England replied still yelling.
They all awkwardly sat in silence. "I`m not going to talk to you "America said turning his back away from England. England sighed dramatically, the silence beginning yet again. "Does anyone one want a sandwich?" Canada asked quietly holding up a lunch box. "Where did you get that?" England asked "I brought one just in case" Canada replied "I have no idea what you're saying ….and no to whatever your offering I am a fisherman I can feed myself " England said grabbing a fishing rod off Canada.
England turned to face America "America being the "mature "nation you are can you pass me the bait box?" England asked not facing America. America snorted "Canada can you ask England what he means "America said to Canada. Before Canada could tell England he butted in "What do you mean what I mean? I mean pass me the bait box! The one you carried "England said confused. America`s eyes widened as he began searching his part of the canoe. "Um guys don't get mad!" America blurted out. England and Canada turned to him "You forgot the bait box! Are you kidding! "England yelled at him. "Don`t blame me!" America yelled back "Why?!" England yelled "I would rather you didn`t! America replied still yelling. "Wow …you guys are very similar "Canada quietly commented.