A Naru Reunion [Introductions]

This Is intended to be Humorous

I have way to much free time & imagination

This takes place 25 years into the future. And what happened to the Naruto Cast you ask? [According to me] Read on to find out…

~~The Introductions~~

Uzumaki Naruto- After a short failed marriage of only 6 months to Sakura, they divorced due to "relationship differences". Naruto then set out to fulfill his life time dream of becoming Hokage he traveled the world for three years to become a stronger shinobi. He returned to Kohana and he started to date Hinata. Currently they are in a long term relationship and have opened a corner shop.

Haruno Sakura- Following the divorce with Naruto. She set out to become the best medical ninja in the world and concentrated on her job. This is where she met her husband to be, Rock Lee. After an almost lethal consumption of powerful laxatives he landed up in hospital and Sakura nursed him back to health, they fell in love. They now have three children: Rock Lee Jr. [12] Elle [9] and Tao [5]

Sai- Veered back to his old life of an ANUBU black corps when Naruto left Kohana to elope with Sakura. Sai hasn't been heard from since.

Hyuuga Hinata- In a long term relationship with Naruto of 5 years & owns a corner shop. Has lost her stammer after extensive training with a speech therapist and she also grew a backbone [She was the one who asked Naruto out].

Inuzuka Kiba- Became the Physical Education teacher for Kohana high. A lot of the student's mothers hit on him, but he still lives the life of a bachelor and has yet to settle down with someone.

Aburame Shino- Join the Peace Corps and his currently traveling the world protesting against global warming.

Hyuuga Neji- Teaches at Kohana's elementary school. All the little children enjoy pulling at his hair.

Rock Lee- He carried out the life of a ninja until he fell in love with Sakura and married with her. She brings in most of the family's money so he doesn't work, he looks after the kid's at home.

Tenten- Married to Chouji

Nara Shikamaru- Is a jounin and leads people on missions like Asuma

Yamanaka Ino- Became a two dollar hooker to support her fatherless daughter.

Akimichi Chouji- Lost some weight and is now somewhat desirable. In a surprising twist he is married to Tenten. [For 10 years, no children]

Gaara of the desert- On his 17th birthday he disappeared. He was last seen talking to: "a mysterious blonde girl of about 16. She revered to herself simply as TT" as onlookers described it they vanished in a cloud of red dust. He was never seen again.

Temari- Took over duties as Kazekage with Kankuro after Gaara's disappearance

Kankuro- Took over duties as Kazekage with Temari after Gaara's disappearance. He & Temari where later overthrown by revolting citizens. Suna is now a communist village.

Uchiha Sasuke- Divorced twice [To 2 unknown women] he had a son in each marriage. He gave up most of his goals and ambitious to become part of the growing fast food industry in Kohana. And to take care of his two sons, *Vancha [17] and *Kurda [15]. Both of them have obtained the Sharingan, and he has successfully started to restore his clan.

*I took those names from one of my favorite books, ever. They are both real cool names…

Up until now I have tried to make you laugh…