Dylan smiled happy at her pets. Hiei the wolf puppy grinned at her while wagging his tail, Yukina the kitten meowed gently and Gary the rock pee'd on the carpet. "Ahh!! No Gary! Bad Gary bad!" Dylan picked up the rock and carried it against her lime green hoodie out her door and to the elevator a crossed the hall from her bedroom. Cheesy music played from above as if heaven was having a lame party, Dylan just grinned and danced along to the tuneless music. Once the metal doors binged and slid open, our favorite insane girl ran down the fourth floor hallway screaming bloody murder before she threw Gary at Hiei's bedroom door. Gary slowly slid down leaving a greenish yellow trail of slime behind. Hiei opened the door and stared at the door and the snot like slime before staring at the rock named Gary and the insane girl named Dylan.
"What do you want?" "Gary." The fire demon raised an eyebrow at the girl before speaking slowly as if she was stupid...which she was. "What?" "Gary." "Who the hell is Gar-" "Gary needs a diaper!" Hiei froze in place for a moment before looking at the rock that was now in Dylan's slime covered hands. "…That's a rock….covered in slime." Dylan blinked her eyes twelve times exactly before looking at Gary, Then at Hiei. Then Gary again. Quickly, she threw said rock at Hiei's head who didn't get a chance to dodge.
"Gary is not a rock!! Cuz…you're a rock! Yea!!" Dylan screamed. Kurama who had heard everything, walked out of Hiei's room wiping the blood out of his bleeding eardrum. Dylan stared at him with her mouth open gaping like a cussing fish. Kurama looked at the crazy girl confused and Hiei…well…he was in Lala-anti-Dylan-land! After a few more fishy cuss words, Dylan screamed at the top of her lungs which was lung enough to wake up Poison-Chan in the morning. "Oh my me!! Kurama impregnated Hiei last night and now they are gonna have a freaky baby named after Buba!!!" Kurama and Hiei's eyes snapped open wide, both yelling at the same time that it was true at all. Dylan ignored them as she ran into her bedroom that was simply down the hall to think of a way to tell everyone in the three worlds at once.
Hiei and Kurama were silent for a moment before looking down were they either sighed or Hn'ed at Gary the rock. A plan appearing in our favorite fire demons mind with an evil grin on his face. Quickly he whispered the plan into Kurama's ear even though they could have screamed it and Dylan wouldn't have noticed. "Think it would work Hiei?" Kurama asked in an unsure voice. Hiei only smirked. "It's worth a shot."
Shortest....story...Ive ever....written. XD But this is just a two shot with the second chappie about 2,000 words to make up for this one. =D But this was just a think of randomness i thought of in Science class...which im not sure how a pet rock came into my mind...we're studying the human body is alot of detail so its weird....ANYWAYS! I should post the next one soon!! Otherwise, Buh bye meh luffies!!!