Nina Myers Facts
It's about time that the ultimate 24 villian got her own facts.
1. If Nina Myers was in a room with Jack Bauer, Hitler and Stalin, and she had a gun with two bullets, she would slit Hitler's throat with a piece of paper, shoot Stalin and kiss Jack Bauer passionately in an attempt to get him to join her.
2. Upon hearing that she was played by Sarah Clarke, Nina "fake-suicided" Sarah to stop her from talking.
3. If you wake up in the morning and Nina is lying next to you, you've got 24 hours before she stbs you in the back.
4. If you're in the same room as Nina Myers and you're still alive, think up some information she wants, quickly!
5. Osama bin Laden is hiding because he double-crossed Nina Myers.
6. Nina Myers is the leading cause of death of government agents and Middle Eastern terrorists.
7. Nina Myers doesn't miss. If she does, it's only because you have more information.
8. There are no gay men, just men who haven't met Nina Myers.
9. Nina Myers once killed 5 people in 5 minutes with just a scalpel. Oh wait, that's a real fact.
10. Nina Myers' favourite colour is blood red, especially if the blood is that of Teri Bauer.
11. Nina Myers is the only person who got away from Jack Bauer twice.
12. It took Jack four bullets to kill Nina Myers. Any less, and he would have been the one lying dead on the floor.
13. The murder of Nina Myers really was self-defence - she was still alive.
14. What colour is Nina Myers' blood? You'll have to ask Jack, he's the only one who spilt her blood and lived.
15. On a high school maths test, Nina Myers put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. She got an A+ on the test because Nina Myers solves all her problems with Violence.
16. Nina Myers actually died 10 years before Jack killed her, but the Grim Reaper didn't wnat to lose his main source of income.
17. Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Nina Myers sees the glass as a deadly weapon.