Once upon a October,
There were skulls floating the air, but you couldn't see them. Anyway, that's completely irrelevant to what I'm really talking about.
So ummm….yeah.
The air reeked of, breakfast bubbles, don't ask me what that is. It's very hard to explain. All I know is, they smell of aloe. Alvin and the Chipmunks were playing Rock Band with their monkey friend Steve, when suddenly Theodore died of a heart attack. We all knew it was coming, but that early in life? It's a little odd.
"HOLY SHIZNIT IN A WICKER BASKET!" Stated Alvin with some surprise as he dropped the FAKE guitar and rushed to his pudgy brother's aid. "THEODORE?! SPEAK TO ME BROTHA!" He cried in his high pitched voice.
"He's dead Alvin, get over it." Simon coldly lamented with his head down in a book.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I LOVED HIM TO DEATH!" Alvin screamed even more high pitched than before.
"This world is rotten." Simon said in an apathetic voice as he strolled off with his black book. Steve and Alvin looked at each other suspiciously; they then shrugged and continued to play Rock Band 7.
FOUR HOURS LATER…
"Boys! I'm home!" Can't wait to squish their little cheeks and beat them mercilessly if they have been naughty. Now where did I leave my tazer…. Dave called out and then creepily thought to himself. But then suddenly he came across Theodore's dead body. "ALLLLLLVIN!!" He screamed all cliché like.
Dave then discovered that Steve was dead in the bathtub with a toaster. Who left the effin monkey alone with a toaster and a bathtub full of water? Seriously, wtf?
"Not Steve!" Dave screeched. He then noticed Alvin in a pool of vomit in the sink with a bottle of pills in his little furry hand(?). "Wha-what happened?" Dave asked aloud scared to actually hear the truth.
"I killed them." Simon answered in the doorway.
"Simon! Why? HOW?!" Dave inquired.
"I was bored. And well, you're about to find out." He retorted with a twisted grin on his furry face. His glasses gave off a tint of red in his eyes. Wtf? How are his eyes red?
Simon then pulled out his black note book and began to write Dave's name in it. Thirty seconds later, Dave began to see skulls randomly floating in the air. So, he jumped out of a window, because they were chasing after him.
So everyone died but Simon. Well actually, he slipped on Alvin's vomit and hit his head on the toilet bowl. So he did die now come to think of it.
THE END!
THAT WAS A FUCKED UP STOREEE!
BROUGHT TO YOU BY, BREAKFAST BUBBLES!
NOW IN NEW UNICORN FLAVOR OR LEPERCHAUN PUBES!
AN: THE CHEEKS MEAN THEIR FACES YOU DIRTY PERVES! OH BY THE WAY, TWO PEOPLE WROTE THIS STORY! GEENIE ATE ME, AND SHIRO! YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!