ok this neu storey i try 2 mak an improev... I A MINPROVIN OK, IM TRYIGN, DO NUT CLAL ME TROLL, OK? it makes me sda.
ok dis storye is aboot 1 dya hary pot wuz doin stuf b4 he mte a bootinfel gurl. plz enjoy an PLZ REVYEW
harey potner wuz bein kewl wif his fried ron. dey were jus chillin bein der bad boi shelvs. hooevar, a bootinfal gurl wlkaed by them
"omg who iz dat!"!1 run sed
"idk btu shes so hawt, lol" potter sed
da gurl was very pretey, an her nam IZNT SAKURA. insted its neko. she had lung way purpele hare and sexxi eyse an tons of talent ok. she is alzo part catfox lol). she wuz so skinny an cut.e hure psat wuz tragick!!1 omg ther wuz lotsa raep an bda things ok. 2 see da rest plz look at meh profyle.
"oh hay lol" haryr sayed. "wut u doin 2nite"
"omg, ur har potter!!!!" da gurl sed. "i no all abot ur psta im so sury, duz ur scare hrust?"
"no im betur now" hary sed "wut is ur nam"
"i am neko amore dolce sumthin" (sry i donut member da namz!11 omg u gaiz do nut git mda meh l9ol)
"omg, ur pas twuz su sad." haryry sed sadly omg. hao intense. "OMG IM SRY, OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
"ya its ok." da gurl sez. i meen neko sez. "cuz im powurful nao"
den rawn sed, "o wao ur hto"
"no im ugly!!1" neko sez cryin
"no... dat iznt tru, ur hawt lol" hairy sez. it was rly sad an depresin omg. den he kisez her very pshinutly lyke in da movies.
"HEY WAT U DOIN" darko sez "dats mah gf lol!1 omg wtf!!11 u suk hair poter i haet u!11iowu8orjfl abra kadeavera!11"q111!!!11 omg he wuz mad. plz review
"no dracon iz ok!1" neko sex tryin to hold hmi bak sexily, vury sexily. lol.
"no omg, i will keel dese basturdses!11 dey tuk m woumin frum me, dis mks me veri emo" draoc sayed.
"omfg, is over darko, u rapt meh nao is over!1"1!!1 sakura i mene neko sed. oh nu.
wut will hapin next PLZ REVIEW