Asrama Gryffindor. Hermione Granger got an unexpected gift from her grandftaher who –suprisingly- still alive.
"Earphone and mp4? Hm, interesting."
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Harry Potter © J. K. Rowling
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"'Mione, there's a lost-ugly-ferret in the common room!"
"...?"
"Pfft! Malfoy. Who else?"
"Oh, okay. Thanks, Ginny."
"Yup! You're welcome."
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"Afternoon, Malfoy."
"Feh! Good afternoon, Miss. Hermione. KNOWS-EVERYTHING. Granger."
"I'm not late. You are too early, Malfoy."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything for you."
"Bugger off. Let's go to-"
"-date?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...ehm.. what date today is?"
"..."
"Oh, nevermind! Let's go to the library."
"...hm."
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In the library...
"...Something missing. Oh, of course. You will useful now, mp4."
pluk.
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Several minutes later...
"Psst. Granger."
"..."
"Granger."
"..."
"Granger!"
"..."
"GRANGER! !"
"Mr. Malfoy! Do not shout in the room!"
-pluk.
"Cih! Old witch."
"...Well, Malfoy?"
"Shut up."
"O-oh."
pluk.
"..."
"..."
"...Granger."
"Hm?"
"...Emm..."
"?"
"I love you."
"-love you too-"
"HEH! ?"
"-love you too, love you too. love you too! What a pathetic creature you are!"
"...Granger?"
"-owe me an owl! Just like a crazy woman you likeeeee!"
"..."
"Oweee meee an oooowl! Yeee yeee yeah!"
"GRANGEEERRR! ! !"
"Oh, I've had enough! Mr. Malfoy, please, get out!"
"WHAT! ?"
"Do not shout inside the library!"
"Wait, Madam Pince! ! Granger!"
"-yeee yeee yeah!"
"MISTER DRACO MALFOY! GET OUT NOW!"
"WHA-GRANGGEEERR!"
Blam!
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A few minutes later...
pluk.
"Eng? Where is Malfoy?... Grr! That albino boy left me again! This time, I will SELL all his clothes without any exception! !"
Blam!
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The next day, Daily Prophet sold out. With main topic:
THE ONLY SON OF MALFOY FAMILY WAS ARRESTED BECAUSE HE HAS DONE PORN ACTION INSIDE HIS OWN SCHOOL
By : Rita Skeeter
Immoral and shameful. The end.
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"...ng, Draco?"
"..."
"..."
"Blaise..."
"Ya?"
"Kill me now."
"HAH!"
"Before-"
Drap! Drap! Drap!
"DRACO ABRAXAS MALFOY! ! COME HERE NOW! !"
"Holy Shit! It's your father's, Draco! !"
"..."
"..."
"DRACO! YOU CAN NOT HIDE ANY WHERE! ! ALOHOMORA! ! !"
BRAK!
"...shit."
_The End_
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Yeah, I know. This is the worst fic ever.
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