Welcome to my first story. Not the first one I've made, just the first one I've posted.
Better summary:
Marth, Ike, Link, Toon Link, Pit, and Roy, all wake up in some town they've never heard of. The only thing they remember is the mansion having a huge party. Now they have to find their way back but these guys don't really get along. Cars are stolen, secrets are discovered, Sheik's gender is revealed, Toon Link goes gangsta, and ship happens. Hence the cover. Enjoy.
"Where the heck are we?" Said a certain blue-haired swordsman. He was holding his very heavy sword, Ragnell, over his shoulder like it was nothing.
"I, don't know." Said another blue-haired swordsman. He had a light thin sword and wore a tiara.
"Who the heck is Kate?" Said a short, blonde swordsman wearing a green cap. He had cat-like eyes and a big head and was looking at the tattoo on his side.
"Does anybody know what happened?" Said a taller, less cartoony version of the ladder swordsman. His hat was much longer and he wielded the sacred sword, the Master Sword.
"I think there was a party." Said an auburn haired swordsman. His hair was crazy spiky, and he was short for his age.
"Ugh, that would explain my headache." Link said. Everyone got up and looked around. Marth, who was wearing a white shirt with a Vaporeon on it, looked at everyone. Ike was wearing a regular black shirt and blue jeans, Link was wearing a green t-shirt and tan jeans, and Roy was wearing a red t-shirt with a sword on it and blue jeans. Marth, Ike, and Roy were still wearing their capes. But Toon Link was wearing a ridiculous outfit. He was wearing a black sweat shirt and pants, sunglasses, a golden chain necklace with a dollar sign on it, and one gold tooth.
"Wow, Toon Link. Way to look stupid." Marth said.
"What? Shut up, I'm gangsta!" Toon Link said.
"Why is Pit in a trash can?" Roy asked, pointing to Pit. He was upside down and halfway in the trash can, with only his legs sticking out. Ike kicked the trash can over.
"Wake up." He said.
"Ow! That hurt!" Pit exclaimed and got out. He was wearing a blue Angry Birds shirt that read 'I'm angry and I know it' on it with his black shorts.
"That was an awesome party." Toon Link said.
"You know what happened?" Link said.
"No, not really. I barely remember it but everyone left the mansion and we all came here to party. Er, well somewhere around here. I think the 6 of us wandered away from the others though." Toon Link said.
"My legs hurt a lot. I hope we didn't go the far." Roy said.
"Pit, fly up and see if you can see the mansion." Marth said. Pit nodded and flew upwards to look.
"Why are we in a gross alleyway?" Link said.
"I don't know." Toon Link said. Marth froze.
"What is it?" Ike said.
"Where's my crown?" Marth said.
"Uh, your tiara? It's on Roy's head." Link said. Roy took Marth's tiara off his head.
"I wonder how that got there." Roy said. Marth snatched his tiara from Roy.
"Touch it again, and I'll kill you." Marth said and put it back on.
"Guys!" Pit said as he landed.
"Yeah? You find the mansion?" Link said.
"No. I can't see it anywhere!" Pit said.
"Well crap. We're lost." Ike said.
"Pit, your wings are blue!" Roy said.
"What the heck happened last night?!" Link exclaimed.
"Forget about last night! What we need to do is focus on getting home!" Marth said. Everyone agreed.
"Come on. Let's go." Ike said and they left the alleyway.
After a while of walking through town, Link spoke up. "Uh, are we scaring these people?" Marth looked around at all the people that were looking at them and running.
"Well, let's see… We have a guy with a huge sword, someone from a cartoon, an angel, and an elf. What do you think?" Marth stated.
"Hey! I am not an elf!" Link said.
"Then put those ears under your ridiculous hat!" Marth said.
"My hat is not ridiculous!" Link said. Marth scoffed.
"You're the one that wears a tiara!" Link said.
"It's my crown!" Marth said.
"It's a tiara!" Link said.
"Crown!"
"Tiara!"
"CROWN!"
"TIARA!"
"SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU!" Ike yelled.
Marth and Link shut up.
"Toon Link, why are you dressed like that?" Roy asked.
"I'm gangsta!" Toon Link said turning his hat around even though it looked the same. Marth facepalmed.
"These people probably think we're freaks." He said.
"FREAKS!" Some guy yelled out his car window and dumped a slushy on Pit. *
"Hey! That's not nice!" Pit said.
"Toughen up Pit." Ike said.
"Exactly how far are we from the mansion?" Roy said.
"Well, considering that the mansion is far away from any towns in the first place, it's pretty far." Marth said.
"And when I looked around from the top of that building, I saw a desert up ahead." Pit said.
"What do you mean by that?" Roy said.
"I mean, not to far from this town, is what most people call, 'The Middle of Nowhere'. It looked similar to the Wilds, but it didn't have any cliffs. Just flat dead land."
"I don't want to walk through a desert!" Roy exclaimed.
"Too bad. We have to get home." Marth said.
"Do you even know where we're going?" Roy stated.
"Yeah, because while you guys were talking, I bought a map." Marth said. "And it turns out that we really do have to go through the desert." Marth's eyes went wide.
"What is it?" Link asked.
"The mansion's not even on this map." Marth said.
"Then how do you know where we're going?!" Roy exclaimed.
"Because on the edge of this map is that city that's 150 miles from the mansion. The city we went to that one time for a vacation. According to the map… We're over 500 miles from the mansion." Marth said.
"Oh, well that's just great." Roy said.
"Which is why we might as well keep walking and tough it out." Ike said. Marth nodded. Everyone else groaned.
This was originaly going to be just a one-shot but after I hit the 7,000 words mark, I thought that I should split this up. Yes, 7,000 words. Let's just say that everyone's going to go through a lot of crap as they travel the 500+ miles home.
*) I just want to see if anyone knows where the came from. I'll give you a hint, it's from a TV show and instead of 'Freaks!' the guy said 'Nerds!' Seriously, doesn't anybody know where this came from?