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A/N: If you can ship BatmanxJoker I can ship this.

Dear Journal,

I'm really mad at Harley. She's been griping about being away from Joker for WEEKS!!! If I was lucky enough to be her I would have busted out and found him already!!!

I set my journal aside and buried my head into my pillow with a sigh.

"What's wrong Red?" Asked Harley.

"Oh nothing Harley" I sighed.

"IT'S THE JOKER!!!" An Orderly

exclaimed.

"PUDDIN'!!!" Shrieked Harley banging against the glass.

A sharp gasp escaped my throat, it was the Joker, it was MY Joker, bloody and bruised!!!

Batman. Would. Pay.

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