A/N: Thanks to Texas Bluebonnet for the Klinger inspiration!:)
I can't believe it, I just can't believe it. The telegram came that I never thought I'd receive. Well, I thought there was a good chance I might receive one. Half of my buddies got one. Boy did I try to run but the army can run faster than me. Before you know it they come knocking on my door. A guy can't even hide in peace. Soon enough I'm standing before Uncle Sam. The people aren't so bad. I'm not going to get used to them. I'm not going to be here that long. I'm in the army now.