Okay so this is going to be along the lines of 'Second Chances' written by Lupanari. A genius. Okay anyways, but what happens if, oh I don't know, Shizune and Sakura tag along on this wild ride. They'll appear later on, but now on to the mains.
The second chance plus, a death wish!
He sat up holding his head. "Oww…" He mumbled to himself. 'Kakashi Sensei?' A voice rang. 'Naruto? What…' 'WHAT THE HECK! I'm sharing a body with a perverted sensei!' Kakashi resisted the urge to slap Naruto seeing as it would only hurt him as well. "Who are you? Are you a spy for the Iwa?" A voice came from behind them. They came to behold a younger Kakashi, say thirteen. He didn't have the sharingan though. "What the heck! Kakashi-sens… I mean hi…and to answer your question, I'm not a spy from Iwa. If you can't tell." He answered pointing to his headband. 'Naruto, we will settle this later.' Kakashi hissed mentally. 'Fine.' Naruto grumbled mentally. "What is your name?" Younger Kakashi questioned further. "I am…" They had to think up of something quick. 'Say you're Karuto Uzutake.' Kakashi suggested. "I am Karuto Uzutake." Karuto said scratching the back of his head. 'Quick thinking Kakashi sensei.' Naruto praised with a smile. 'Hey, it's what I do.' Kakashi answered coolly.
"Karuto Uzutake? Do you take me for an idiot?" Younger Kakashi whipped out a kunai. "Sheesh. I don't take you for an idiot. You're obviously a jonin, since you have two others in hiding. One is an Uchiha I presume." Karuto said casually standing up and dusting himself off. 'Naruto, since this is me let me take over just for a bit. And if you have an objection, cut me off.' Kakashi told Naruto, which Naruto obliged. The other two jumped out ready to attack. "Judging by you're forms, she is a medic staying back farther than you two. You're the leader, because you were the one who questioned me, and he's the underdog that takes orders right? Always blabbering on that he will surpass everybody, and blah. Am I correct, judging by your reactions I am." Karuto put his hands in his pockets. "Hey! I'm not an underdog!" The Uchiha argued. Karuto directed his attention to the hot head. "Then prove it. Keep your cool. Shouting is only alerting the enemy. And since you guys are all on edge. We're in enemy territory correct?" Karuto said casually without a care in the world. Obito glared and then started to shake a little bit at Karuto's knowledge.
Karuto burst out laughing at Obito's reaction. "You-you should see your face! It's priceless. And I thought my teammate was bad!" Karuto started to laugh harder. "Grr! What's so funny?" Obito snapped at the elder man. He looked around eighteen. "Nothing it's just that, there was an Uchiha on my team, but he acted like this shrimp over here. Not like you." Karuto tried hard to stifle his laughter. "What do you mean? Are you saying that I suck?" Obito glare hardened. "No not that, it's just that you don't act like normal Uchiha, all high and mighty with their sharingans." Karuto wiped a tear from his eye he didn't realize he was laughing that hard. "You don't realize how strong the sharingan is?" Obito growled from the bowels of his throat. "Oh I do. He used to thrash me around. Quiet a good guy. Although he hated me he was pretty good with the sharingan. Also my sensei possessed the sharingan. He always had this weird bushy browed guy following him around asking for a match. Although he always ignored him or found a way out of it, but sharingan is strong don't get me wrong." Karuto told the young Uchiha. Naruto's side was taking over. Kakashi got bored and let Naruto talk some.
"I don't sense that he is lying." Kakashi growled. "That's because I'm not. We also have a medic, hottest girl I ever met. She is so hot." Naruto's side was taking dominance so Kakashi took over. "But anyways, enough about my teammates, so whatsup did I get my suspicions correct? Wait let fill you in on the other personalities first. Let's see you have a crush on shrimp over here and are the peacemaker. You are the dark, silent, stoic, who wouldn't give a darn for his teammates." Karuto pointed out all the personalities. Rin immediately turned red. Kakashi glared. "Whoa. Dude, you're amazing! You gotta show me how you knew." Obito let his guard down and approached Karuto. "Well, let's see judging by clothing and facial expressions you can tell. And if you're looking for feelings see who they look forward to, to find out the crush." Karuto explained. "Wow! Who do I like?" Obito questioned with a smile plastered on his face. "You like hippy here don't you?" Karuto said pointing to Rin. "Wh-what no I don't." Obito started to kick the dirt from under his feet. "What do you mean by hippy?" Rin accused. "I don't know. You seem to be the peacemaker and so peace equals hippy I guess." Karuto scratched the back of his head.
Rin walked up and punched Karuto on the head. "Don't call me hippy, Karuto!" Rin glared. "Okay I won't Obaachan." Karuto smiled at this. "Did you just call her granny?" Kakashi asked finding this rather interesting. "If she doesn't want hippy, Obaachan will just have to do. How about you, shrimp? Oh and you can be Under dog." Karuto said pointing to Obito. "What does that mean?" Obito was getting frustrated. Kakashi couldn't help the urge to smirk. "Hey what are you smiling at shrimp?" Karuto turned around and put Kakashi in a headlock he started the most pure torture: tickling. Kakashi started to laugh so hard. "Stop…stop I give…I give…" Kakashi said in between breaths. Karuto let him go. "That wasn't amusing." Kakashi glared at Karuto. Obito was rolling on the ground. "Kakashi! That was hilarious." Obito was turning blue.
"Anyways, what's your name? I told you mine." Karuto sat on the ground looking up at the teens like a five year old waiting for presents. "I'm Rin, that there is Obito, and Kakashi." Rin pointed to Kakashi last. Karuto smiled. "Nice to meet you. So you're on a mission?" Karuto asked looking up at them. They stayed silent. "Oh I see. Top secret, got it. Well I'll be on my way you guys have fun. Later." He waved and went the opposite direction. They watched his figure leave. "That was odd." Rin said smiling. "We have to keep going though." Kakashi said starting to walk off with the other two behind.
~ K ~
"OBITO!" They cried. Kakashi ran over and tried to lift the rock cursing. "That's enough Kakashi…my right side is totally crushed…it's over for me…" Obito was interrupted as two people landed behind them. "Don't say it's over until the end Obito. You're not going to die." Karuto and Minato appeared. "Sensei!" Kakashi was surprised. Karuto started to charge up chakra in his palm. A rotation with sparks appeared in his hand. "Raiton: Rasengan!" Karuto broke the bolder into pieces. "Rin perform medical jutsu so we can get him to Konoha to be properly healed." Karuto ordered, and Rin responded tears flowing down her cheeks. Just then in a flash of light a person appeared right there. "Ugh. Where am I?" She turned to see somebody that had silver and yellow hair like a combination. "Are you somebody I know?" She asked. "You look suspiciously like my teammate, hot head, whiskers, orange jumpsuit. Have you seen him?" 'Also Kakashi was with him ask them that.' Shizune's side reacted. "Oh and also…" The guy came and hugged her.
"I'm so glad to see you. Sakura-chan, also who else is in there?" He questioned in a whisper. "Shizune, but who are…" She was cut off. "I need your expertise. Obito here is dying you gotta save him." He pleaded. She sighed and knelt down. "His left side is totally crushed. We're going to need to stabilize him, we'll put him in a coma, that should stabilize him. Also I'm going to stop the bleeding on this side." She explained putting out Obito and starting to heal him. Rin stopped healing and started to feel faint. She fell and Minato caught her. "Kakashi take Rin. Get a good head start towards the village. I'll handle things here." Minato ordered giving Rin to Kakashi. "But Obito…" Kakashi was cut short when Kakashi met his sensei's gaze. "Hai." Kakashi turned and headed towards the village. "Okay, you two I need answers." Minato looked at the newly arrived shinobi. "We'll explain with Hokage-sama." Karuto explained still not even glancing at Minato. "Fine, then I guess you're going to spill anyways, seeing as I'm going to be appointed that in two days." Minato said glaring at the shinobi.
Karuto turned and met the glare with his own. "Very well then. Seeing as I know you a lot better, since we just met. I'll explain everything when you're behind that desk full of paperwork." Karuto smirked as he saw Minato's face turn pale at the sound of paperwork. "You didn't answer my question earlier." The woman interrupted the argument going on. "Oh, then I'm all the people you're looking for, just in one package." Karuto said turning and smiling with his eyes going up like Kakashi's. "Yep. It's definitely you two." She sighed and shook her head in annoyance. "What's that supposed to mean?" Karuto turned around and gave a hurt look. "It means you're annoying." She answered getting angry. Her black and pink hair being put into a pony tail as she started to heal Obito's side. "Rejection hurts doesn't it?" Minato patted him on the back as Karuto's face filled with anime tears, mostly Naruto's. Minato burst out laughing at Karuto's face. "You'll fit right in at Konoha you two." Minato said laughing. "Well, duh. We were raised there." Karuto said wiping the tears from his face.
When Obito stopped bleeding the put him on a stretcher and started there trip back to Konoha. "So, Minato-san?" Karuto started up a conversation to the other man also carrying the stretcher. "Hm?" Minato urged him to go on. "You looking forward to all that paperwork?" Karuto loved to torture his old sensei. He burst out laughing at Minato's face. "I'd rather not talk about it. Have you seen the form just to be considered Hokage. It is nothing compared to the paperwork on that desk." Minato complained. Karuto stopped laughing, "Yeah I have. It was so long to fill out. But the elders wanted me to do it anyway. Stupid geezers." Karuto rasped on. "Whoa you were entered into being hokage?" Minato said astonished. "Well a part of me did. He didn't like it one bit." Karuto went on. "What do you mean by apart?" Minato questioned. "You'll see, Hokage-sama, or King of the Paperwork Mountains!" Karuto said with a look of glee at Minato's face. "Not funny Karuto-kun." Minato said getting his pout face on. "I swear…" the lone medic was rubbing her temples. "What is it? I never did catch your name." Minato looked toward the medic. Before she could answer Karuto did, "Sazune Hato." He said smiling at the disbelief on the womans face. She calmly made her way to Karuto. "Oh, hi Sazune. What's up?" Karuto asked as he didn't sense the danger. She clonked him on the head. "What kind of name was that?" She said in a hushed voice. "Hey, it was Naruto's not mine." Kakashi's side took over. "Was not?" Naruto's side was fighting for dominance. "Will you two knock it Off!" Sazune yelled at the top of her lungs. They stared at her in disbelief. Karuto just smirked. "What is it now?" Sazune was getting really irritated at this little frenzy. "You sound like Tsunade baachan." Karuto said laughing. Minato turned around and looked at the two. "Did you just say Tsunade-sama is a granny?" Minato asked.
"I call her it all the time. Doesn't bother her anymore." Karuto said a smirk forming. "No way." Minato gave this exasperated look. "Yeah. I've been calling her that ever since I won a bet." Karuto said with a smirk forming even wider.
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