AN: Hey what's up everybody it's NerdAlert coming at ya with a new story! This is based of of a playthrough I'm doing of Pokemon emerald, but it's Nuzlocke rules. For those of you who don't know what a Nuzlocke is, basically if your Pokemon faints it dies. You can only catch the first Pokemon you encounter per route. And you have to nickname every Pokemon you catch. I'll be making the story a little more interesting than the scripted events in the game, adding comedy, romance, and so much more. this will be my first rated M story, lots of swearing! I don't own Pokemon emerald or the Nuzlocke rules!

Chp1: Littleroot… Town?

This story started as all stories do… with a teenager stuck in the back of a moving truck! Amongst the precariously stacked boxes of stemware and copious amounts of wine, sat Rudy. Rudy's mother and him were very poor, so he had to ride in the moving truck… in the trailer. You see his mother had been banned in the Sinnoh region, for public indecency, public intoxication, and also for assaulting the prime minister. So they decided to move to Littleroot town, which was located in the butt crack of nowhere Hoenn. It was a town away from where his dad worked and lived in Petalburg, why they couldn't just move there was beyond him but whatever.

Rudy finally felt the trailer jerk to a stop, he sighed and grabbed his white and green hat and placed it on his head. The trailer door opened to reveal his mom, she was a short woman with brown hair and a curvy build. "Rudy, What do you think of our new home?" she shouted, obviously drunk! Rudy looked around the town, if you could call it that? It was literally two houses and a lab which had a hole in the roof, the place also seemed to be overrun with Poochyena, Zigzagoon, and wurmples. He sighed as his mom wrapped her arm around his shoulder, the smell of wine radiating from her.

"Hopefully our neighbors aren't complete and total hoe bags like last time!" Rudy looked around cautiously, seeing a lot more people than there were houses. "Um, mom? I think majority of these people are homeless, and or feral!" But she didn't listen to him, and she started dragging him towards the house. "The movers pokemon are setting everything up for us, let's go watch!" They opened the door to see most of their stuff being thrown around by a pack of Vigoroths, fantastic… "Oh Rudy! Your dad sent you a clock, you should go set it!" Rudy went up the stairs dodging the plates being thrown at him, finding only one other room.

Where was his mom's room? There was only this room and the kitchen/living room downstairs, what the hell? He shook his head, deciding to just set his damn clock and get it over with. He began messing with the cogs on the back till it was the correct time, then he placed it back on the wall. "RUDY CHECK YOUR DESK TO SEE IF IT'S CLUTTERED IN SHIT!" His mom yelled up the stairs, he looked over to the desk and saw a potion smashed into his PC screen. Probably from a Vigoroth, he carefully without cutting himself removed the potion and put it in his bag. He then went downstairs, the place was in shambles but the good news was that the Vigoroth were gone.

"Um, mom! Are you aware that there's only one bedroom and no bathroom?" He asked, but she had her eyes dangerously close to the tv. "Sweetheart look! This guy on tv looks just like your Dad!" Rudy glanced over at the television but the news report had ended, must've missed it. "Oh Rudy baby! You should say hi to our neighbors, they're friends with your dad! Also if they have the good kind of silverware, steal it discreetly!" she called to him from the table, trying to uncork another bottle of Pinot noir. Rudy slammed the door, and walked over to the only other house. He looked at the mailbox, it said Prof. Birch but someone had vandalized it to say Bitch.

As soon as Rudy walked through the door he regrets his decision, he was instantly flocked by two people who got all up in his face. One was a kind looking woman, who was about his mother's age. Something about her was unsettling, but there was also a little girl who looked about seven years old. They both started asking him way too many questions, and he hated it. "Oh you must be Rudy! Norman's son!" "Are you a Pokemon trainer?" "You should meet our daughter May!" "What's you favorite Pokemon? Mine is Rattata!" "Pleasegivemegrandchildren!" "Is it possible to contract STD's through your nose?"

Rudy went upstairs to, once again, the only other room in the house! Seriously, from what he gathered like four people lived here? He looked around May's room, it was neat and tidy except for one thing. There was a Pokeball lying on the floor in front of the bed, he didn't see any sign of May. So he walked over and picked up the Ball, only to get tackled from behind onto the bed. He was flipped over, and there she was… the most beautiful and terrifying girl he had ever seen.

May…

She had long brown hair and sparkling blue eyes, she had this look of ferocity about her. She also had a nice figure sporting a slim waist and strong hips, which she was straddling him with. And her chest was a decent size, he couldn't help but notice seeing as it was in his face. "Who are you!? Are you a spy!? Sent here to take my Pokemon!?" Rudy raised his hands defensively, God her face was close to his. Focus! "I-I'm your new neighbor, Rudy!" May instantly brightened at his words, jumping off him and helping him up. "Oh hi! I'm May! I love meeting new people!" May grabbed the sides of his head and smooched both his cheeks, Rudy's cheeks blushed a deep red.

May smiled at his blustering, she gently shoved his shoulder. "You're cute, you have to meet my Dad! He's got wicked cool Pokemon!" Rudy was about to say something, but they heard May's mother call from downstairs . "I hope you two are having a good time up there! Remember the condom works better when it's not being worn!" May's dispassion changed from happy to annoyed, she turned towards the stairs and shouted. "We aren't having sex Mom!" They heard a disappointed groan, then May looked at the clock. "Oh gosh is that the time? I've gotta go, we should hangout sometime!" And then she sprinted down the stairs, leaving Rudy very confused.

He decided that hanging out in a girls room when said girl is not present was creepy, so he decided to just go home. As he passed the two downstairs he was bombarded with questions, again. "So how did it go?" "Did she show you her boobies?" "Did she at least give you a blowjob?" "I'm not old enough to have boobies." "Next time try lying naked on her bed, with only a bow on your Seviper!" "Do you want to see her boobies?" Rudy just ignored them, and walked out slamming the door behind him. Her family is weird, and that kinda scared him. But May, oh May was absolutely amazing. She smelled nice, and he wanted to get to know her more. He started walking to his house when he noticed a kid to his right, they were standing in a trail that led into the forest. Creepy.

It was a little girl wearing a yellow sundress, and big red bow in her hair. She motioned him to come to her, and he didn't want to. But she had a look that told him that it was urgent, and she kept looking out into the forest. So he went over to her, she still kinda creeped him out but but he was a fast runner. Even without his running shoes! "What's the matter?" She just pointed in the forest, and sure enough he heard shouting and Pokemon noises. Something was attacking someone, and his morals wouldn't let him just leave it be. "Dammit!" He said, and he sprinted into the forest.

AN: Hey guys, how are you enjoying the adventures of Rudy so far? I am loving writing this, because I don't know where it's going to go! As you may have noticed (heh! May.) I was a little more detailed with May's physical description, that's because I'm wondering whether or not to make this a lemon? It is rated M after all, but I'll let you guys decide. Another thing I need help with is my starter, Nuzlocke rules state your starter is determined by your trainer ID number's last digit. If it's 1-3 grass, 4-6 fire, 7-9 water, and if it's 0 I get to choose. Well I got zero, so vote for the starter you want! Torchic, Treecko, or Mudkip? See you guys later, Cyber high-five!