One day,in Camelot,lies a young boy named Merlin, he's known Gaius , his legal guardian for years, he's a mere "Dragon Lord". And here comes the story…..
Merlin was in Morgana's room. He was checking if any of her gowns were covered with mothballs. He found a red velvet silk gown that was covered with a whole lump o' them! "OMG! I have to burn it." Said Merlin to Guinever . "What? But why?" Asked Guinever . "Well, because if we DON'T stop them will all be walking around NAKED."Replied Merlin. "Naked?" Asked Gwen. "Naked." Said Merlin calmly. "Naked?" Asked Arthur. "NAKED!" Shouted Merlin.
(Years and years later…..)
Arthur was married to a pineapple in his dream. "AAAAHHHHH!" He screamed like a girl. Merlin startled a bit. And said "You REALLY have to work out more." Said Merlin insultingly. *Shrug* that was Arthurs reply. The king discovered he was going to die, Arthur and Morgana were soo sad. But they dint close the lid yet cause he was half alive. Gaius on the other hand was super sad cause WHO would pay him. "Arthur promise me….." He closed his eyes .The guards put the lid on the coffin but, suddenly…. "HEY! Im not done yet!" shouted the king thumping on the coffin lid. "You heard him, open the lid." Said Arthur. The guards did just that. "Arthur promise me…. You'll marry a hot smoking lady when your older!" said the king selfishly. "FATHER!" shouted Arthur embarrassed . "Wha-"and those were his last words. Later that night, Merlin was going to purpose to Freya (the girl he thought was dead.) And they lived happily and had a child named Muesli. So did Arthur and the pineapple!
The End, of a beautiful friendship! So long lonely alphabets, Ha,haha,ha! Message from your unbeloved soon to be well maybe author! Au revoir!