When HP gets crazy
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Summary:
HP random crack nonsense. Onesided HP/HG. SS/RW. Crossover with DDLC, Legend of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild, Yandere Simulator and Pokémon.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
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"What am I, Hermione?"
Harry sighed, scratching his ear.
"You- You're Professor Snape! How can your animagus form be Professor Snape?"
"I'M A POKÉMON AND I AM CHALLENGING YOU TO A BATTLE!"
All of a sudden, Professor Snape jumped out of the shadows.
"What the flip?"
Harry and Hermione said in unison.
"NOOOOO I LOST AND I'VE BEEN CAPTURED IN A POKÉBALL!"
Shouted Snape.
"Everyday, I imagine a future where I can be with you."
Sang Ron. Snape was crouched on the floor and purring at Ron's feet.
"Are you my trainer?"
"JUST RONIKA! RONIKA LOVES YOU, SNAPE!"
"Aww, I love you too Ronika."
"Hey Hermione,"
Harry started, glancing at Hermione.
"Are we the only sane ones in this room?"
Hermione suddenly smiled eagerly.
"Oh yes, I'm sane and I love you, I love you so much that I'll kill for you..."
"Okay, I'm officially the only sane one here."
Harry said, throwing up his hands. Dumbledore strode into the chaos.
"EXCUSE ME? THAT IS MY BAKED APPLE!"
Fawkes followed close behind him.
"Are you insane too, or are you on my team?"
Fawkes landed on Harry's shoulder.
"DETROY CALAMITY GANON!"
"JUST RONIKA!"
"KOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M A SNOWLET! A MIX BETWEEN A SNAPE AND A ROWLET!"
"I love you so much Harry. I'll kill everyone else to get a happy ending with my Senpai..."
"Let's go Fawkes."
And just like that, Harry and Fawkes disappeared.
"Did he just steal my Paraglider?"
A/N: Yep, this is officially the strangest fanfic I've EVER written. I don't know where it came from, but it was really, really, REALLY, weird.