Disney Superfans
Hello, everybody and welcome to da Disney Superfans," said a certain Genie.
He was wearing a red and white shirt with a basketball team's name written as a logo.
"I'm Genie sitting here for my brudder Bill, because he had a recent heart attack. I'm also here with Mushu…"
"Hey Genie," said Mushu.
He was wearing a big black, white, and red shirt with a hockey team logo.
"Baloo…"
"Hey Genie," Baloo also said.
He was wearing a dark blue shirt with an orange logo of a football team.
"And Timon."
"How are you Genie?" Timon asked.
"Real good. Real good."
Timon was wearing a blue and white striped shirt with a baseball team logo.
All of these friends had one thing in common though. They wore the same jeans, hats, and big sunglasses. They were sitting at a table which held a lot of food.
"If you're wondering, we celebrate four teams of a certain place," Genie told the audience. "It starts with a C. Ends with an O. And in the middle is 'hicag'."
"Chicago," Mushu, Baloo, and Timon agreed with.
"Me, I'm for da Bulls."
"But I'm for da Blackhawks," Mushu commented.
"Daaaa Bears!" Baloo yelled.
"Polish sausage, Cubs!" Timon spoke, while he was eating a sausage.
"We would like to say to everybody that even though last year da Cubs have sucked…" Genie started.
"Aah, they'll shape up."
"Coach Ditka would always help da Bears," Baloo also commented.
"Hey, da Hawks have been on fyre!" Mushu told everyone.
"Very true," Genie said flatly. "Da Bulls have also. If only they could have Jordan back. He could've played all countries by himself."
Everyone nodded but it was soon that Timon started to hit his chest hard.
"You okay?" Genie asked.
"He's just having a nudder heart attack," said Mushu.
Baloo and Genie nodded.
"It's no problem," Timon gloated. "Just another."
Timon hit his chest hard twice.
"Almost over."
He hit himself again.
"Done."
"Very good," said Baloo.
"Good," Mushu also remarked.
"Nice recovery," Genie told his friend. "How many heart attacks is that for you Timon?"
"That makes the baker's dozen for me."
"So as I was saying," Genie went on, as if nothing alarmed him. "Here's to all the teams."
The four raised their glasses and said together,
"Daaaa Bears! Daaaa Bulls! Daaaa Cubs! Daaaa Hawks!"
Then they drank their beer and also said in unison,
"Happy New Year everybody!"