A/N: So as some of you who read my other fics know I was recently in the Hospitail for a week and I had a LOT of time on mt hands both in hospitail and the two weeks of bed rest afterwards. Boredom (And admittidly painmeds) can give you some crazy ideas. not that I don't usualy get crazy ideas but boredom makes it so I indulge them.

So the title may confuse because it says: The Five Supernatural Fics I Should Never Write. And yet here I am... writing them. It's more like the ideas that started them and I need to write them so they DON'T become actual full length fics. If you know me you know most of them will have hints of Destiel and/or Sabriel.

There are as the title states 5.

First up: Doctor Who

Rating: PG

Characters/Pairing: Castiel(Doctor)/Dean, hinted Onesided Sam/Castiel(Doctor), Jo is mentioned.

Warnings: Did I mention I should never write this? Just me taking the two best shows ever created and taking My two OTP's mix them (I made Dean JACK? Okay I just... Someone stop me?). And Slash.

Summery: He had run from him. He had never thought, dared to hope that he would see him again. And now that he was here in front of him he didn't know what to do.

Disclaimer: I own every season available of Doctor Who, most of Supernatural, I own T-shirts, Key-Chains, Posters and a Trench coat as well as a Fez and a Bow-tie (They ARE cool lol). But I do NOT however own Doctor Who OR Supernatural. I'm crying on the inside.


He looked down at the body dead body of a man he had never thought he would see again. A man he had left behind. A man he had never thought, dared to hope he would see again. A man he had, and still did love.
"Dean" he sighed looking down at the man "You couldn't just leave well enough alone. You had to come looking for me." He placed a hand on his cheek "I'm sorry, so sorry."

"Out of the way!" Sam voice came and he was pushed aside by the young man as he felt for Dean's pulse. "I thought you said we were at the end of the universe Doctor."
Sam said "Does the end of the universe still have humans... and if it does do they typically dress in torn jeans and metcallica T-shirts?"

"He must have jumped on while we stopped in Cardiff." He explained, never taking his eyes off the body "He held on while we went through the vortex... How very like him." He smiled softly to himself.

"You know him?" Sam asked

"Yes, I travelled with him awhile ago. Along with Joanna."

"Wait Jo? So this is Dean? The Dean?" Sam said turning to the body with a look of awe.

"Yes Sam."

Sam stood "I'm sorry Doctor, but there's..." he placed an arm on his shoulder "There's no pulse. He's dea-"

"Huuuuh" came the sound of someone gasping for air. Of someone taking a breath of new life.

He sighed, so he hadn't been wrong. He had so hoped. "Doctor?" came the voice he knew so well even after all this time.

Sam turned to face Dean expression shocked "How... but... you... Doctor?"

"Hello Dean."

Green eyes took in the sight of Sam standing close to him, arm still placed on his shoulder and narrowed "And who the hell are you?"

"Sam Wesson"

"Captain Dean Winchester. Pleasure to meet you Sam Wesson."

He sighed in exaperation, his eyes rolling "Not this again."

"What?" Dean said getting himself off the ground, a smirk on his face "I'm just introducing myself."

He began to slowly walks towards him and Sam muttered something about leaving his jacket in the TARDIS before leaving them alone. "Doctor," Dean said his face calm.

"Captain," he said hestintly not sure what to do. What to say.

"New look I see." Dean said scanning his new body up and down. When he was done he flashed him a smile that made both of his hearts skip a beat "I like it"

"Yes a situation arose after I..."

"After you left me?" Dean asked, falsley calm.

"I'm sorry."

"Are you?" He spat, a hurt look on his face.

"More than you can ever know." He said pleading with him silently to understand.

"Just..." Dean sighed, running fingers through his hair "Just tell me why?"

"I think you know why Dean."

His face fell "Can you fix it?"

He looked away "I... I don't believe so. You, Dean Winchester are a question that's never been posed before, so I... for once, have no answer."

"And what exactly am I?"

"I think you know Dean."

"Just.. Say it out loud for me Doctor."

"A fixed point."

Dean nodded "How?"

"Jo. She absorbed the vortex... You must understand Dean it was done out of love."

Dean nodded "Where is she anyway? I say the list of dead at Canary Warf and it said... but that can't be true right. You would never let that happen."

"She is safe in an alternative universe. Her, Ellen, even a version of Bobby. Adam went along as well, they're happy together last I saw."

Dean smiled "That's good. I'm happy for them." He sighed "Are... Am I gonna be left on some remote planet all alone again Doc?"

"No... Not again. Never again."

Dean smiled and pulled him in for a hug "I missed ya Doc."

"And I you Dean."

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By the TARDIS Sam stood in the open doorway, a small, sad, defeated smile on his face "Yeah, good 'ol Dean."


A/N: Gee I really had too much fun writing that. I hope it's out of my system lol.

Review and tell me what you think? Though it may encourage me just warning you.

Next up: The Princess Bride... Someone stop me.