*sighs* Well, exams are tomorrow, and I've been studying my ass off. But now I'm taking a break so I thought "why not post some stuff?" I found this last night while surfing random spots on the internet, and just had to post this! xD
Wish me luck on the exams, guys! And I don't own anything!
"Oppan Gangnam Style!" was the yell heard outside of the sixth division as techno music blared through many speakers, creating an echo outside. Not only that, but Soul Reapers were seen bouncing around the Seireitei while making odd hand gestures and foot movements. Byakuya sighed as the familiar voice of his lieutenant yelled that damn phrase as he passed by a window. "I do not understand what is so great about that song." He thought irritably, "It is not even real music!" As he mulled over possible scenarios as to why something so trash-like would be so popular, he walked out of his office to get some fresh air, and hopefully, some piece and quiet. Figuring that the best place to calm himself would be his garden, Byakuya headed there. As he stared at the koi pond, he noticed his foot start to tap, almost in some kind of rhythm. He dug his foot into the ground to make it stop, but then noticed his hands start to move. He crossed his arms, hiding them in his robes. Soon, all was quiet, and right as Byakuya let his guard down, he started humming the song, even mumbling a "Gangnam Style." here and there. His eyes widened in shock. "No." He mumbled in disbelief, "It can't be!" But it was. Byakuya Kuchiki, captain of squad six, and head of the Kuchiki clan, was now infected with the song sweeping throughout the Soul Society. As he "danced" his way back to his office, he kept forcing himself out of it, causing him to trip a few times over his feet. Just as he thought he could disgrace himself in peace, the door swung open. Ichigo and Rukia stood in the doorway, with Rukia gaping at her brother wide-eyed and Ichigo rolling on the floor laughing his ass off. While Ichigo was laughing, the music suddenly stopped, making Byakuya stop dancing. A murderous aura began to surround him as he loomed over the still laughing Ichigo. With a glare, he commanded, "Bankai. Senbonzakura Kageoshi." Ichigo immediately stopped laughing when he heard the rush of flower petals. Yelling, "Oh shit!", he jumped out of a window and ran down the streets of the Seireitei as fast as he could, completely forgetting he could Shunpo as Byakuya gained on him. Emitting a high-pitched scream followed by the sounds of rushing flower petals, the rest of Ichigo Kurosaki's night was spent in the fourth division.
Ok that's it! It's done! Well that about does it for my break, back to studying. :P Review please! And pray I pass my exams! (I know I am)
Sayonara!