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It was a bright sunny day in the feudal era; Sango and Kagome are taking a bath in the hot spring. It is to their misfortune April Fool's Day. Kagome thought nothing of it introducing them to it last year. Well it was time for Kagome's payback. Inu-Yasha and Miroku are planning a big surprise. Sango can tell that they are up to no good as usual. After about an hour in the hot spring they decide to get out and get dressed. Of course Sango was expecting to pop Miroku upside the head as soon as she had gotten out. To their surprise Miroku was nowhere to be found.
"Where do you think Miroku is Kagome?" asked Sango suspiciously.
"As a matter of fact I have not seen them all day." replied Kagome questionably.
"They'll turn up soon I hope, and if he tries to grab my ass I will give him MY COMMAND!"
They both started to crack up laughing just thinking about the look on Miroku's face after the mystic bead was place on with the rest of the beads. Now whenever he thinks or does something perverted Sango says staff and it hits him upside the head.
Well back with Inu-Yasha and Miroku their plan is falling into place perfectly. It will happen right after they head from the springs.
"What do you think their face will look like after we spring this on them?" asked Miroku to Inu-Yasha curiously.
"All I know is that they will be mighty pissed and have to go take another fucking shower." That will make them pretty damn pissed at us don't you think.
"Ya we better get ready for a severe beatin."
"Naa you have to get ready for the beatin. All's I gotta preopare for is a thousand sits. And that hurts a lot worse than getting smacked upside the head with a staff. Cursed Kaede for giving Kagome that fucking necklace to throw around my neck. But I still lov..." Inu-Yasha stopped suddenly not realizing that Miroku was still listening.
"You what Inu-Yasha? Were you going to say what I think you were going to say? Were you just about to say that you love Kagome?"
"I dunno what you are talking about monk!"
"Inu-Yasha you know exactly what I'm talking about."
"You need to shut up. I think you are imagining things."
"Inu-Yasha and Kagome sittin in a tree."
"Shut up you damn loud mouth."
"K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
"Shut-up right now you stupid monk before I rip off your head and spit down your throat!"
Miroku shut his mouth instantly. He knew not to mess around with Inu-Yasha when his face had two tiger stripes, one down each cheek. Last time he had he didn't sleep for a week because Inu-Yasha threatened to get him when he least expected it. And then after a week when Miroku had finally gotten to sleep Inu-Yasha got him so bad it wasn't even funny.
"Ok now back to the plan Miroku. We have the water ready to soak them, the flour ready to pour, the honey to get the sticky, and last but not least the chicken feathers. That's it right?"
"Ya I think so. Now comes my part."
Back at the Springs
"You know Kagome that it is a little quiet around here."
"I know. A little too quiet if you ask me."
Then suddenly came Miroku sneaking up on them. Moving ever so carefully. Then all of the sudden there is a crack. The sound of the twig breaking as Miroku had stepped on it was just enough to raise the girl's suspicion even more. All of the sudden Sango and Kagome jumped out hurriedly put on their clothes and got out. They saw the monk now with a terrified look on his face. He knows he had disrupted them. He took off running. Sango and Kagome hot on his trail.
"Now!" Screamed Miroku
All of the sudden here comes water and soaks them. Then here comes the flour making them as white as a ghost. 3 seconds later is the massive amount of honey. Making every last bit of them sticky. Then finally the feathers they stood there looking like huge chickens.
"APRIL FOOL'S!!!!" yelled Inu-Yasha and Miroku .
"You leech!" screamed Sango to Miroku.
"You half-breed!" howled Kagome at Inu-Yasha.
"Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit."
"Staff, Staff, Staff, Staff, Staff, Staff, Staff, Staff, Staff, Staff, Staff, Staff, Staff, Staff, Staff!"
After Kagome and Sango said their commands about a thousand more times they ran off crying. Inu-Yasha and Miroku not realizing what they had done until it was too late they had made Kagome and Sango cry. They ran to the well in which they had discovered that they could take people with them. They chanted the first three lines of the song Change the World. Then took a giant leap into the well. They ran inside of Kagome house and went to Kagome large hot tub sized bath. They filled it up and sat down and started washing up while talking about how ignorant guys are. After about an hour they got dressed and sat on the bed for a while.
Feudal Era
"I feel so stupid. I had making Kagome cry like that."
"I know same thing here. I can't stand to make Sango cry either."
"Hey monk I gotta idea. I'm gonna go to Kagome's time and have Sango come here and I'll stay there with Kagome. K. Just wait."
Kagome's Time
"Sango Miroku wants you to come back to the feudal era. He needs to talk to you."
"Kagome, I'll talk to ya later. Bye girl."
"Teach him a lesson he will not yet forget." Whispered Kagome.
"No problem Kag." And with that she went back to the feudal era.
"Kagome I'm really really really really really sorry for what I did. I have something really important to tell you. I, uh, um, Love you so much. I know I act like a hard ass at times but I don't mean to. It is the way I protect my pride."
Kagome just stared there taken aback by this and just stared at him.
