Writer's
block for anything stinks. Especially if it's for YuGiOh in London.
Then it doubly stinks.
I've read a good few books since my break
(I was on holiday, very sorry) and a good one was Frank Beddor's
Looking Glass Wars. I'm considering fanart and a YGO
crossover...
SUMMARY: My OC becomes unconscious thanks to a
pie and a lamppost and is trapped in Wonderland with the other YGO
cast members.
AMETHYST'S
POV
"Cooking class stinks." Malik dropped
his spatula on the table. Today class B25 were cooking a cherry pie
in Food Tech with Mrs Gately. Amethyst slipped on an apron and stood
at her desk. Out of all the people she could have been working with,
it wasn't Joey, or Yugi, or even Tea. No, it always had to be Seto
Kaiba, just because she was only half as smart as he was. Amethyst
hated Kaiba nearly as much as Joey did, and together they had started
the secret 'We Hate Seto Kaiba Fan Club'.
"Right class!
For the cherry pie we'll need eggs, flour, sugar..." Amethyst
grabbed the ingredients and balanced them precariously in her arms as
she ran from cupboard to cupboard. Kaiba, of course was sitting on
his lazy backside doing nothing whatsoever. She glared at him, but he
only glared back.
"I feel sorry for you." Ryou,
Amethyst's best friend, told her. She turned around, her purple hair
swishing with her.
"Why?"
"You're
constantly working with Kaiba. People-" Here, he lowered his
voice "-might actually think you fancy him." At this, she
threw her head back and laughed.
"Yeah right! Like I'd
ever fancy a cruel, cold-hearted arrogant idiot like him!" Ryou
turned to jelly and looked nervously behind Amethyst's shoulder. "Let
me guess, he's behind me right?" Her friend nodded, then she
raced back to her place with Kaiba swaggering behind her.
KAIBA'S
POV
The purple-haired freak got back to her place
timidly. Kaiba hated her, it wasn't a secret. She was always so
cheerful, so alive with laughter, it was sickening. She was always a
bit of a goody-two shoes, always striving for comedy in anything.
Heck, that girl needed bringing back down to earth. So when she was
measuring the eggs on a counter far away from him, and instead of
adding the four teaspoons of sugar, he poured the whole bag in. Not
only would Amethyst's pie be ruined, but she'd get detention for
it.
"Oh there you are." Amethyst had come back, just
in time for him to stir it all up so it wouldn't be detected. She
looked confusedly at the bowl, then pulled her own bowl from out of
nowhere.
"Gaaah!! How-? But-? Where-?" Kaiba
shuddered, pointing to the bowl. She grinned.
"Oh, this
is my pie. I took it there so I could add the eggs in peace."
She stared at him when she said this.
"But who's
bowl-?" He pointed to the bowl he just put the bag of sugar
into.
"Oh, that's yours. Bye, gotta put this in the
oven." She giggled, and then went to the oven. Kaiba
sweatdropped. He was SO busted.
AMETHYST'S
POV
Kaiba got a right bollocking off Mrs Gately
after he tried to cook his pie. It just collapsed in the oven and he
blamed the cooker. Someone had tampered with it and Kaiba got a
second chance to make the grade. That news alone had to make the
front page of the school newspaper. I mean, it must be a one in a
billion chance for Kaiba to fail a class, and he's practically on the
verge of it now. Amethyst's thoughts drifted through her mind as
she packed up her things. She reached out for her book but instead
felt a slightly spongy object. It was a piece of pie by one of the
other students, wrapped up in a purple hanky. There was also a note:
Dear Amethyst, I have always admired you, right from day one. Your purple eyes shine like those of Juliet herself, and your hair falls like a cascading fountain. My love for you is so strong, I am too timid to use my name. Please take this treat as a sign of my feelings for you. Love, your admirer.
Amethyst swooned. Could it really be? The one person she truly loved, that pointy-headed boy who everyone else forgot...? She grabbed the pie as raced from the class using the back door. Had she used the front one, however, she would have seen Kaiba, laughing his head off at the joke he had just pulled on one of his deepest enemies.
----
"That
pie looks good. Who's it from?" Malik stared at the snack in
Amethyst's hand as they walked home from school together, along with
Ryou.
"From an admirer." Amethyst smiled, then took
a bit. It tasted like.... honey mixed with broccoli. She spat it out
on the ground.
"YUCK!! This is SO gross! What a common,
cheap trick someone would play on me? Oooh, I have a good mind who it
was too, I bet it was that-" But who put too much sugar in her
pie, Ryou and Malik never found out, as she walked head first into a
lamp post. She blinked, then crumpled to the ground. Her eyes glazed
over, and all she could see was black.
----
Oooh,
cliffhanger!
I wonder if you can guess whom Amethyst loves?
Anyone who knows, email me, I'll put up the address. I'll email you
back if you're right.
Oh, and I started a C2 for Yu-Gi-Oh
Humour fics. Anyone who wishes to be staff, please say so in the
review. I have 5 spaces left.