Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but if I did Kakashi would be my lover, Gaara would by my pleasure slave and there would always be yummy Kyuubi!Naruto and semi-submissive Sasuke yaoiness going on!
This is just a little plot bunny that's been jumping around in my head for waaaaay too long. --'
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The Wooden Plot Bunny
Miki looked down at her family's company very frustrated. The increase in shinobi had caused the lumbering company her family owned to work overtime. She hadn't slept in days! Her father was finally getting mental help because he couldn't deal with the constant stress. Damn them and their substitution jutsus! If only they could use materials from their surrounding environment, her whole village wouldn't be practically enslaved to the lumbering business. God! Even those damn leaf ninja were using them! THEY LIVED IN A GOD DAMNED FOREST!!! You would think that they could find a log somewhere in their own environment.
She walked away from the factory by the river, determined to do something about it...
"Miki! What can I do for you?" Tsunade asked, surprised to see the lumbering girl in her office.
"I would like to know why we are still under contract with your village" Tsunade bristled.
"Are you saying that you're declaring war?"
Wide eyed, "No! Just that your entire town is surrounded with trees and I don't understand why you need to use lumber from my company. Being surrounded by the natural resource is a definite advantage when dealing with rouge ninja..."
"It seems to me that you have thought about this..." Tsunade said in a low voice, chin on her laced fingers.
Miki shifted from foot to foot uncomfortably, "Well, I have thought about it... it's just that it's causing my town a great deal of grief and I would like it if something could be done to fix it..."
Tsunade pierced her with a stare before striking a Gai-type-pose, pointing an accusing finger at her.
"I ACCEPT YOUR TERMS OF WAR!!!"
Miki looked down at her family's company with tears in her eyes.
'Why oh why didn't I just kept my big mouth shut?' she thought, turning away from the flaming factory.
Tsunade was toasting her war victory with the lumbering village with sake, when she realized that maybe it wasn't such a good idea...
Ninjas everywhere suddenly panicked as they tried to do their substitution jutsus and failed, thus falling into the traps of enemy shinobi...
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" The wail was heard world wide
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