Just a cute little drabble that made me giggle uncontrollably in math class.
The boy walked up to the information desk.
There was a woman sitting there placidly.
In front of her was a bell with a sign that read: "Every time this bell is rung a secretary gets her wings" in curling floral script.
Looking unimpressed, the boy rang the bell.
Immediately the woman began to scream in agony as a pair of speckled, hawk-like wings emerged from her back.
The boy ran away, screaming in terror.
Getting up from her fetal position on the floor the woman grinned mischievously as she retracted her wings and returned to her chair, waiting placidly for her next victim.