Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate if I did I would be rich, very happy, Sam and Jack would already be together and this would have already happened to Mitchell.
Note: I hate Mitchell just as much as I hate McKay and Pete and Martouf and Narim and Orlin and Joe the Ambassador and Laira and all the people that stand in the way of Sam and Jack. So incase you didn't know…..I am a very loyal Sam/Jack shipper!
They must BE! They are meant to BE! Mwuh Ha Ha Ha!-insanity is an easy thing to loose.
The phone rang loudly, waking Cameron Mitchell from his sleep on his apartment couch.
"What?" He groaned into the phones speaker.
"Sir, we need you at the base immediately! Colonel Carter has found a way to destroy the Ori!" A technician answered.
Mitchell ran out of the door to his room and accidentally tripped over his next door neighbor's cat. It was a tabby cat and it was very cute.
"AAAARRRRGGG" Mitchell shouted as he fell painfully down the flight of stairs, his head smashing against the banisters.
Very bruised he got up and started to walk back to his apartment for help when he slipped on a bar of soap that had been left there. Again he fell down the next flight of stairs. His head, once again, smashing against the banisters.
At the bottom of the stairs Mitchell flew out of the two-story window, the glass cutting into all of his limbs, and landed face up on the ground outside.
But a fall from a two-story window doesn't always kill you does it? In this case……
After he had fallen from the window, Mitchell had accidentally fallen on to an American flag left out after Independence Day, and impaled himself on it.
He was still alive and if he could just reach his cell phone he could call for help. Suddenly a magpie swooped down and picked up the cell phone in its beak.
Blood was pooling on the floor around Mitchell's head from his wound. And slowly but surely Cameron Mitchell died by drowning in a pool of his own blood.
NOT VERY HEROIC. CAMERON MITCHELL IS NOT JACK O'NEILL AND NEVER WILL BE. SO HE SHOULD STOP ACTING LIKE HIM.
Just in case you didn't realise...I really hate Mitchell and wish he would die. (sigh) I miss Jack! I you were disgusted by this storyit's your own fault because I said it was for people that hated Mitchell.
REVIEW...Like it...Hate it...flames will be used to burn Pete, McKay, Mitchell ect. alive. Mwuh, ha, ha, ha. I know I am insane!