This was something I randomly thought up while being up at 2:22am haha so I hope you enjoy the randomness that I'm about to be give you!

The Feeble and The Vexed

6:30pm

"So yeah, I need you to come over ASAP. I'm dying over here. And uh...he's asking for ya."

"Tails, there is no way he can be a handful. He's 18 years old, I'm PRETTY sure he has been sick before...and I'm PRETTY sure he knows how to handle himself."

"Amy, don't you dare question my beg."

"Haha, we are BEGGING now?"

"I'm BEGGING...because you don't UNDERSTAND. Plus, you're a woman. Women know how to take care of the sickly, am I right?"

Amy Rose didn't expect her weekend plans to be taking care of her comrade Sonic the Hedgehog. Normally she would go out for a girls night with Rouge the Bat and Blaze the Cat. Oh whatever, let's get serious. Sonic is the love of her life. She doesn't care what day it was, she'd do anything to spend some time with Sonic...and if it even meant taking care of him while he was sick, then she was all for it!

"Okay, I should be over there in about two hours-"

"TWO HOURS?! Amy, I need you here NOW!"

"TAILS, I CAN'T miss my yoga class. That's an important moment of the day for me, you know that."

"I really don't care, Amy. I really don't. Sonic acts like a damn two year old with chicken pox when he is sick. I'm tired of it. The doctor said his fever is pretty bad and he predicts it will last the whole weekend and I also need to finish this mechanic project I've been working on for weeks. There's a 'Young Inventors Convention' happening Monday morning and I'm ALMOST done, but I don't want a repeat of what happened last year."

"What happened last year?"

"Sonic got food poisoning from eating too many chili dogs. Who knew right? And I had to take care of him because nobody else would. So I didn't finish my invention from last year...therefore I couldn't enter."

"What was I doing to where you couldn't ask me?"

"Yoga." Tails roughly stated. Amy could feel the glare he had in his eyes, even though she couldn't see him.

"Oh."

"Yes. So, please...a friendly favor?"

Amy REALLY didn't want to give into Tails, she was going to miss her favorite Yoga class. It'd help her unwind from the stress she gets from adventuring and battling against Eggman and all. But then she realized, if she didn't go to Yoga class, she would actually have more time with Sonic!

"Alright, I'm in. He probably looks adorable while he is sick anyways."

"No." Tails pretty much screamed the negative word.

"I'm coming right now."

"GOD BLESS." *click*

Tails had hung up vigorously. Amy didn't even get a chance to answer back, but no matter. She was awkwardly and oddly stoked about seeing Sonic. The best part is, Sonic being sick means he is pretty much vulnerable. And naturally, Amy Rose is going to take advantage of it.

She didn't realize within the area she was at was relatively close to Sonic's house. She forgot her yoga class was nearby there. She saw Sonic's house at the end of the street, and Tails was already waiting for her. She could tell because he had his face splattered against the glass window looking desperate.

"Sheesh, it can't be THAT serious...", Amy thought to herself as she was making her way up to the house. Before Amy even got to open the door herself, Tails swung the door open from the other side with the happiest of happy smiles sprinkling all across his face.

"AMY. WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE! DO COME IN!"

"GOSH, why are you shouting?!" Amy cried while covering her ears.

"Because I have to play stupid, Sonic had no idea you were coming."

"TAILS, you TOLD me he asked for me!"

"THAT WAS THE ONLY WAY YOU WOULD HAVE CAME!"

"Well great, now I just feel stupid. What if he doesn't WANT me here?"

"TAAAAAIIIIILSSSS!" Sonic's voice sounded so sickly that it pained Tails' and Amy's ears at once. It sounded flemy and gross, and Amy has never seen or heard that side before.

"Ew, he sounds atrocious. Poor guy..."

"POOR GUY? POOR ME! POOR TAILS!" At this point, Tails was pulling on his ears whilst going temporary insane.

"RELAX, relax. I'll go check on him. You head on home and finish your invention...and don't bother coming back out. I can handle this."

"Hey, in all serious...I did warn you." Tails actually looked concerned but Amy brushed it off. It was just a hedgehog being sick, she didn't see what was so serious about all of this.

"Don't worry, I'm a woman. Us ladies handle this with grace and ease," she winked. Tails sighed deeply, knowing that she was clueless to what she was getting herself into. But hey, like he said, he did warn her!

"Alright, guess I'm outta here! Don't kill yourself this weekend!" Tails laughed while running out of the house...quicker than Amy expected.

"Don't worry, Tails! IT'S YOU WHO IS GOING TO LOOK DUMB WHEN I'M SUCCESSFUL!" Amy cried out the door, but needlessly to say, she knew Tails didn't care. He just wanted to get outta there, FAST. "Alright alright, time to see the cutesy little sicky wootesy of a hedgie!"

Amy was practically giggling while going up the stairs to see sickly Sonic. She was excited to nurture him too, because maybe, just MAYBE...he would then respect her as a woman and APPRECIATE the efforts she does for him, and has BEEN doing for years. Maybe Sonic will finally got on a date with her to Twinkle Park like she always wanted to. MAYBE THEY WILL GET MARRIED! Okay, excuse me, that's probably going a little too fast.

As Amy reached the top of the stairs, she turned to go into Sonic's room. She softly walked in, and he didn't even notice because he had his pillow over his face while he layed on his back with blankets over his body. She saw a bucket next to his bed, assuming he was using it for random pukings.

"IS THIS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE PREGNANT?!" He screamed to himself. They were a bit muffled since the pillow was still over his head.

"Hey, Sonic. How are you feeling?"

"How do you THINK I'm feeling? I feel like I'm in labor. My stomach won't stop pounding. It's as if Eggman implanted a growing baby in here when I was sleeping-WAIT! Wait wait wait wait...why are you here?" Sonic sat up with a confused look upon his face.

Amy grew rather quiet, he sounded a bit frustrated. "Uh, well, Tails-"

"Yeah, where IS he? Can you tell him to come up to the room?"

"He's gone."

"...you gotta be...kidding me, right?"

"Uh...uh...no. He has to finish an invention for a convention Monday morning so-"

"Oh for Petes sake, don't tell me he asked YOU to take care of me instead?"

Amy didn't even get to answer. His response pretty much pained her that she was too numb and stunned to answer. She just swallowed and stared at Sonic for another reaction, hoping for a better one.

"Great, it's bad enough that I'm sick...now YOU'RE here."

Amy just tried to convince herself that he was just so sick and in pain, that he developed a rude attitude. This generally didn't sound like the Sonic she knew. She heard Sonic let a loud, deep grunt of anger and he then tossed himself to his side and went to cover his face again with the pillow.

"I'm going to go to sleep. Maybe that will end the night faster." He said with an attitude.

Great, what a way to start getting him to appreciate me.

Hahaha this was totally random XD also, this is a short story! It's only going to be like either 3,4 or 5 chapters long. So enjoy while you can! If you want me to continue, please review! Reviews honestly give me confidence so please do it!