Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Dear Kaiba,
I know this may seem very odd to you, considering this is a letter from a duel monster to a human. But I can't keep silent about this matter. Here is the problem.
Does anybody remember me?
No.
I just came for that one time and then never used again. Why Kaiba? You complain so badly that you can't beat Yugi when I was still in your deck the whole time. Yet, you decide the best thing to do is to create a fake Obelisk.
Seriously?
Am I really not good enough for you?
You know what? Don't answer.
Why couldn't I just go ahead and be with Yugi? I get it that because I am a "Blue Eyes", I am therefore obliged to be a part of your collection. But lets be honest here. You have way more dragons than poor Yugi. Sure he has Gandora the Dragon of Destruction. Sure he has Curse of Dragon. But does he have a Blue Eyes? No. His Grandpa has a Blue Eyes White Dragon...
Which you tore up.
So here is my little bargain: Make people remember me and I will stay with you. If you refuse, I am going off to join Yugi Muto. He needs another dragon and I think I'll be perfect for the job. Who knows? Maybe I'll even be his new favorite than that Dark Magician.
Sincerely,
Blue Eyes Shining Dragon
P.S. Just be grateful I didn't come in and blast you to oblivion. Don't you dare even ask how I was able to write this in the first place.
P.S.S Don't ask me how I can transfer myself to Yugi's deck. I have my ways.