Title: No such thing as Silent Night
Author: vickyblueeyez
Fandom: Star Trek 2009
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG
Warning: Rated for swearing.
Words: 332
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, I do not make profit or own Star Trek and its characters.
Summary: When Jim Kirk is involved, there is no such thing as Silent Night. Christmas time at the Academy

It was Christmas time at Starfleet Academy. Throughout campus, there were festive holiday decorations all around. Many of the students decorated their dorms both inside and outside. This time of year was when McCoy was extra grumpy. Jim made it a habit to call him Uncle Scrooge whenever he had the chance. It if wasn't for him, there wouldn't have been any holiday decorations in McCoy's dorm. Night had fallen and the two decided to relax with cups of hot coco.

Jim wiggled his eyes brows and broke the content silence. "I'll stuff your stocking." He said seductively, learning towards his best friend on the couch.

Bones just arched a brow and tried to ignore him as he continued to sip on his hot coco.

"I'll deck your halls." Jim says and gives another suggestive eyebrow wiggle. He then frowned when McCoy continued to ignore him. "I'll jingle your bells... all the way."

Jim finally gets a reaction out of McCoy in the form of him spitting his hot coco all over the place.

"Dammit, Jim! And that is just wrong. Stop talking."

Jim bats his eyes. "Aww, you don't want me to roast your chestnuts?"

"Jim!" McCoy warned, his voice growing low. He placed the cup on a table and then looked around for some tissues to clean the mess he had made.

"I'll be your drummer boy. You can beat on my..."

"Goddamit! Shut up!" McCoy growled, getting up and tackling his friend on the other side of the couch. "If you wanted sex, all you had to do was ask for it you idiot."

Jim laughed and squirmed under McCoy. "But it was more fun this way. Come here." He said, putting his hand behind McCoy's neck and lowering him into a kiss.

"When this is over, you owe me other cup of hot coco with extra marshmallows." McCoy said once they finally broke free.

"I can manage that." Jim said with a smile and kissed him once again.

END

A/N: I was looking at some holiday themed yaoi pictures that had interesting uses of bows, candy canes, reindeer harnesses and what have you. I thought "wouldn't it be funny if..." which then got me to thinking "I really need to misuse the term 'stocking stuffer.' Jim Kirk came to mind.