Fiske's diary 12.24.2011

Dear Diary,

Well today was odd. I was coming home from a meeting, I think that it was about 11:30 in the evening, it was late, I know, but I had to see Amy and Dan because it was Christmas Eve.

I didn't think they still would still be awake but I would take my chances. Unfortunately, my car broke down in the middle of a forest. I needed to get another engine (bet you didn't know I was a car expert), when suddenly, a blue Dan (like from the movie Avatar) came running out of the forest.

He said "Hey Fiske they're coming!"

"The Vespers are coming! " I screamed, I might have sounded like a girl, but I was too afraid to care.

"No the humans Dumbo!"

So I just followed him. Then people in army gear came. Could this day get any stranger? I thought to myself.

"I'll take care of them!" Dan said triumphantly.

I wasn't sure how well he would do against the army but I ran the other way away from the 'battle'. I kept on running till I got to the city.

I then saw this actress I remember Amy saying was awesome called Selena Gomez or something; she looked like she was shooting a movie. And suddenly the weather was hot and it was daylight and I remember Selena said:

"Welcome to Monte Carlo!" I don't know what I was doing in Monte Carlo so just ran the direction my Ipad told me where Boston was. I decided I would steal a plane to get home (I was just thinking it might be fast since I was in Monte Carlo) I took what I thought was a plane without my contacts. What I thought was a plane was a spaceship and ended up seeing Ian Vader talking to Jonah Skywalker.

"I know what I'm getting for Christmas!" said Ian Vader.

"Wait how do you know?" asked Jonah Skywalker.

" I can sense your presents," he laughed.

I for all didn't get the joke. I jumped out of the spaceship and crashed into Armageddon. I was going to die if they didn't explode the comet. But somehow, all of a sudden, I ended up skydiving with Bruce Almighty. Just when I thought that I was about to crash (into the ground), I landed in a car with Gene Kelly and Debbie Reynolds. They were arguing about silent black and white movies and I knew I was in singing in the rain. I had to stop the arguing so I took a step in and said "Please drive me to 62 charter street!" they turned around and saw me "O. k" they said at the same time. I was almost home until they made the turn and I forgot to shut the car door and fell out so I had to walk the rest of the way, which was about a block on the way. I saw Santa and his sleigh land on my roof. I finally made it home and the guys were waiting for me. They were watching Home Alone 1 and I was just happy to be home!