It was 10pm today. Jerry was pretty excited for tomorrow so he decided to sleep early tonight. Tomorrow was a very glorious day because tomorrow was Tuesday. Specifically the 3rd day of the month. Smiling he plugs his phone to a home charger and placed it on his table next to his bed. Having a good rest was important especially for tomorrow. Jerry was already giddy but restrained himself deciding to sleep immediately. Pulling the covers over him he fell to sleep.
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"Choose a faction"announced the game. Jerry looked towards his TV in confusion.
'This is a pretty weird dream,' thought Jerry. His doubt vanished when he registered what was on the screen.
It looked like a COD WaW pre match menu. He read that he was playing on the map Upheaval. Observing the team he was on it looked like he was on team Nazi for this match.
Looking at his classes he notices that he only had one load-out. 'Odd, I had 10 classes and now I only have 1'. Jerry looked over the class and found it strange. It seemed like he would have to spawn in with a Springfield ,it had a sniper scope attachment, and for his side arm the good ole Colt M1911. For lethal he had a grenade, and tactical a smoke grenade. Strangely for his 1st perk he had the M27 Law launcher equipped.
'Ok this is weird I know for a fact that the Law was featured in Black Ops 1 but not in WaW'. Dismissing the oddity as dream magic he looked at his second perk.
It was called duplication which was weird because the game didn't have that perk or was in any COD game for that description read 'You are able to duplicate anything you want as long as your mana can sustain it. Need troops or supplies? Have this equipped'.
'Huh, magic I guess'.
The last perk was very familiar to Jerry. It was last stand. This gave the player the ability to be able to survive small arms such as rifles or a handgun. The perk also gave the player the ability to Revive downed player providing that they were also shot by small arms. In game it was seen as the magic morphine that instantly healed any downed teammate.
Slightly satisfied Jerry picked the only class prompting a notice. The notice looked more like a letter.
Dear Player,
By starting the match you accept that you will complete the quest "Obtaining Living Space" in order to return to the menu. The quest can only be completed in hardcore mode ramping up the difficulty.
Reward: Obtain 1 life and 1 billion German Marks.
Accept: Y or N
Obtaining Living Space: Become the ruler of Equestria by subjecting Princess Celestia and Luna while becoming a dominant force in the kingdom.
Written by I
'Hmmmm. If by Equestria it means the MLP Equestria then this will be easy.' Pressing yeh the map began load.
What Jerry didn't expect, and I found pleasure in it, was hitting his head against a rock.
"Ahhh! Fuck!" screamed the very mortal Jerry.
Rubbing his helmet he stood up only to pause. Slowly bringing his hand to his head; he felt cold metal. Jerry began to attempt to take off his helmet only to feel a tugging sensation around his neck. Looking and feeling down he discovered that a leathery strap was the culprit to the foreign sensation. Eyes widening he feverishly began to attempt to remove the headpiece only to slip on something and smash his head into another rock.
I was starting to become disappointed. I thought that the supposed hardcore edgy boy was tough. Apparently not.
Jerry slowly got up with a concussion and slowly looked out into the grassy fields away from the cave he was situated in. Upon spotting a town he slowly got up, and like a drunk moved towards the town.
How he was able to reach the town was beyond I.
Jerry stumbling the whole way he made it to the town to seek for help. Upon reaching the settlement there was screaming which irritated Jerry. Clutching his ears he moved past numerous houses until falling on his knees. Jerry crawled toward a house, which unlike the other houses that ran parallel to each other in a line this one was in the middle,. Slowly getting up again Jerry faces the leader of the settlement, who has exited her home to confront the pathetic man.
"Stay away monster from Tartarus. Leave this town immediately now!" yelled the pony.
The screaming seemed to irritate Jerry. "STFU cunt and give me drugs. I really n-need them right now" stated Jerry wobbling slightly.
Predictably the mare immediately blasts a shockwave that tumbled Jerry to the ground.
"I said LEAVE!"
"No" said Jerry.
This angered the mare more which strangely pleased Jerry. Slowly Jerry got up and approached his opponent taking a swing at her non existent human body. He stumbles over the pony and falls to the ground effectively knocking himself out with another rock that was behind his target. The townspeople came out of their homes and cheered for their leader.
I believe I made the right choice because this was very entertaining.
AN:
I did it. I decided to start small so I picked MLP. It seemed pretty easy to kick the metaphorical ball rolling.
Edit: The Chapter was messed up because the website didn't know what to do with the code on the italics,I used a NotePad. I hopefully fixed it by the time you see this
