Disclaimer: I only own Maria. Yes I had a story with Maria in it but those damn shitheads at fan fiction deleted it. But this time it's a SSBM crossover with FMA! I am so evil. Link: no your not. Me: shut up!

Maria Lopez was thrown back into a wall. "Damn you Colonel," she said. She was in a training session with Colonel Mustang. "Now Lt. Lopez. That's no way to talk to your superior," Mustang replied. Maria took out her gun and shot at Mustang. Mustang rolled out of the way and shot a fireball at Maria. It caught Maria's sleeve on fire. Her eyes grew wide and tried to put it out. She put on a glove and a little ball of water flew out. It was a minor burn. But it still hurt really badly. Maria looked at Mustang and shot a water ball at Mustang. It drenched him a lot. "Ha ha ha ha! What now Colonel?" Maria yelled. "Its time to quit," Mustang replied. Maria crossed her arms and stuck out her tongue at Mustang's back. Mustang smiled and walked out. Maria left too and headed for her room. As she walked to her room, gloved hands covered her eyes. "Who am I?" asked the owner of the hands. "Edward Elric," Maria replied. "Awww man, Maria. Your no fun," said Ed. Maria laughed. "You know Ed. For a fifteen-year-old guy you're not bad. All the fifteen guys I knew were ass-holes." Ed laughed and said, "Yea well if I were your age I would definitely ask you out." Maria looked at Ed and said, "Your like a brother to me Ed. I don't think so." Maria walked into her room when Riza appeared and said, "Colonel Mustang wants you and Ed, Maria." "Oh God," Ed said, "What does Colonel Shitface want?" Maria snorted and they walked to Mustangs office.

"So let me get this straight," said Ed as they rode in a car, "Were gonna go to some weirdo place, register as fighters and spy on the fighters?" Maria sighed and said, "Yes Ed. That's what Roy said. Still I don't know why we were sent to do this." Ed looked at Maria and raised on of his eyebrows. " 'Roy'? You never call Mustang that?" Maria blushed and turned to the window. "Its nothing that concerns you Ed." Ed shrugged and thought, "Something is definitely up between her and Mustang." The car stopped in front of a big house. "It's a mansion. These guys are fighters and they get a mansion? And what do we get? A lousy Military Headquarters," Ed complained. "Well for as long as this damn mission takes were gonna be staying here Full Metal," Maria replied. Ed smiled and they walked inside. "I wonder where we register at?" Ed asked. Maria shrugged and said, "No clue." She took out a piece of paper and unfolded it. "Wrong one," she muttered. She took out another one and unfolded it. "We want to find Master Hand's office," she told Ed. Ed nodded and they started to walk to every door they can find. "Nope. Nope. Nope. Hey! Look at this door! This door looks boss-like," Maria said. Maria knocked and a voice from within said, "Come in." Maria and Ed walked in and sat down in the two chairs. Master Hand floated down. "Well, would you look at that," Maria said matter-of-factly, "He's actually a floating hand. Wow." Ed looked at Maria and shook his head. Sometimes Maria could be really random. "So what are your names and what are you doing here," said Master Hand. "I am Lieutenant Maria Lopez and this is Edward Elric. We'd like to become….um fighters?" Maria said doubtfully. "The right term is 'Smashers' and where are you two from?" Master Hand replied. "Central City," Maria replied. "And you Mr. Elric?" Master Hand said. "Rezembool," Ed replied. "Haven't heard of either of them," Master Hand replied. "Didn't 'spect you to," Maria replied. "What are your ages?" Master Hand asked. "I'm eight-teen and Ed is fifteen." Master Hand "looked" at the two alchemists before him and said, "Alright how about this you two fight in a match together against Bowser and Ganondorf. If you two win your in." They shrugged and walked down stairs to wait for their competitors.

Meanwhile… "Do you think Ganondorf and Bowser will win?" said a blonde-headed elf, "I mean we never heard of these two people and they show up outta no where? I'm just saying-" "Link," said Marth, "You worry way to much." "We'll kick their asses!" said Bowser. "I know! And I hear one of them is a girl!" Ganondorf replied as they walked in the arena where they would be teleported to the stages. "Is that a problem?" said a womanly voice. Everybody looked and saw a young woman with dark brown hair tied up in a bun and a blonde-headed teen with his hair tied back in a braid. "Aw!" said Ganondorf, "Look at the tiny boy." Maria gasped and said, "Your in for it!" Ed became all rigid and started to yell. "WHO YOU CALLING SHORT!" Maria put her hand over Ed's mouth and tried to restrain him. "ED! THIS IS NOT THE TIME! I KNOW YOU HAVE HEIGHT PROBLEMS! BUT PLEASE!" Maria yelled. Ed calmed down and said, "Your right. Can we please get this over with?" "Fine by me," Ganondorf and Bowser both said. They walked into the teleporters and were transported to The Great Bay. "Perfect!" Maria exclaimed. "This battle is 5 minutes. No Items," said Master Hands voice. Ed scoffed and said, "Items? Lieutenant do we need any stinking items?" "Nope," said Maria, her blue military uniform glowing in the sun, "We don't need any items at all." Master Hand yelled, "Start!" and the fight was on! Ganondorf shot a punch at Maria. She flipped backwards and out of the way. "Man Ganondork you really need to do better than that," she taunted. Bowser was about to punch Ed when Ed punched him first and Bowser was sent flyin'. "Whoa," said Roy (not mustang), "How did he do that?" Everybody else shrugged. Maria was having problems with Ganondorf. Ed ran over and kicked Ganondorf's feet right out from under him. Then Ed punched him too. He was also sent flyin'. "Maria please finish this up," Ed said. "Will do Ed." Maria reached into her pocket and pulled out two white gloves. Transmutation circles drawn on them both. With a snap of the fingers a huge wave came and Bowser and Ganondorf were washed off the stage. "The winners are Edward Elric and Lieutenant Lopez," came Master Hand's voice. They were transported back to the teleportation room. All the smashers came down from the stands. They stared at Ed and Maria in disbelief. "How did you summon that huge wave," asked Link. Maria looked at Link and said, "That's for me to know and for you to find out." She walked out with Ed following her. "Ok," said Marth, "Their very mysterious. Well the woman is anyway. I don't know about the boy. What were their names, Edward and Lieutenant Lopez?" Link and Roy nodded. "She is definitely hiding something." Link said.

Me: well that's it for chappie numero uno

Ed: I didn't kno u were Spanish

Link: -bangs head on table- of course she's Spanish! That's what Maria's nationality is!

Ed: oh ok.

Me: anywayz…hope you all liked it and adios amigos!