Disclaimer- I don't own Victorious. Dan Schneider does…. For now… Buahahaha*choke*haha!
A/N- Hey everyone! Thanks for tuning into this story. I actually used this same idea in another fic, but I used iCarly instead. Now, I decided to make a story using Victorious. So, let me give you the gist of everything. We are going to follow Cat and Robbie as they discuss their usual antics and drama. The twist is, there will be no actual dialogue, character thoughts, or anything like that. All you will see is the notes passed between them. It's up to you to determine the reactions.
Every chapter will be an episode. Some eps will be skipped, some extended. You just have to wait and see. Now that you're caught up, let's begin!
Cat's Notes will be in normal print.
Robbie's Notes will be italicized.
Episode- Pilot
Monday
Hi Robbie!
Uh…hey Cat. Why are you passing notes to me? Do you have a question?
No! I just like passing notes!
Oh. Well, then I can't help you. I need a good grade in this class, so I need to focus.
Okay then! Talk to you later!
…
Hiii again!
Cat! I told you 5 minutes ago that I can't talk!
But I have something really important to say!
Fine. What do you need?
How do you spell flamboyant?
Um…Cat. You kinda just spelled it.
Really? Oh, you're right! Thank you so much Robbie! You're super smart!
…You're welcome.
Okay! BYE!
…
Hello.
Not now Cat.
…I'm not Cat…I'm, uh…TAC! Yea, that's right! Tac!
You do realize that's just Cat spelled backwards, right?
Oh, pooey. You caught me.
Tuesday
Hi, Robbie! What a surprise to see you here!
We've had the same class for the past seven month's. It's not that surprising.
Yes, but you're always too busy talking to that puppet.
He is not a puppet! He's just a very small person…who happens to be made of wood…
Oh, because that's SO not what a puppet is.
Are you being sarcastic with me?
Noooooooo.
Why are you being so mean, Cat?
No, I actually meant no. I don't even know how to be sarcastic!
Yes, because I TOTALLY believe that.
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
Wednesday
Guess what?
What?
I SAID GUESS!
Okay, fine, fine. Um…you got an A on a test?
Nope, guess again.
…Uh… you got a new pet?
NOPE!
Just tell me already!
Kay Kay! Well, I was up last night pondering.
How wonderful. Can I go back to the lesson yet?
I wasn't finished! Well, as I was saying, I was thinking last night about a bunch of problems. Well, I began to think about all of those hungry people around the world. I mean, it's just so sad to see all of them. So, I thought, 'How can I help?'
So wait! You're saying you actually came up with a cure for world hunger?
Yupperoni's!
Well, what is it?
Give them food!
…Really. That's your big solution?
Yes! Because if you give them food, they won't be hungry!
Yea, but where do you get the food?
DUH! From refrigerators!
…Okay. Well, bye then.
BYE ROBBIE!
Thursday
Cat! Do you see the girl that just walked into class?
The old one with the funny mole?
No! That's our teacher! I meant the one next to her!
Oh, the pretty one! What about her?
Isn't she just so amazing? Do you think she'd agree to go out with me?
Any girl would be lucky to have you.
So, is that a yes? I NEED ANSWERS!
Well, my answer is – HEY LOOK, A DISTRACTION!
WHERE?
Friday
I know her name now.
Who's name?
The new girl from yesterday.
Oh! I remember her! What's her name?
Tori Vega. Her sister is Trina. And they both live at 4683 Notareal St. here in Hollywood.
Oh…so you know her address? That's not…um…disturbing at all…
Don't worry! I'm not a stalker or anything. I just found that out by hacking into her Pear Phone, searching through her info, and following her home.
Um… Okay, bye Robbie! Have fun with…whatever it is awkward boys do!
I'm not awkward!
Whatever you say…
A/N- There. It is done. The second chapter will be coming soon. Well, that is if I get a few reviews.
One more thing! If you guys have any ideas, jokes, or anyhting of the sort you want me to include into story, just review and tell me! If you want, you can always PM me. I always check it, and respond as soon as I can. My big rule is, though, if you review... NO FLAMES! If you have critisim, fine, but make it constructive.
Here is an example of BAD critisism.
"So, I just read your story. It's stupid. I hate Cabbie! There so stupid! JUST LIKE YOU! I don't know what you look like, but I bet your ugly. GRRR! I FOAM AT THE MOUTH THINKING OF HOW DUMB YOU AND YOUR STORY ARE!"
The above: a big no-no. I only appreciate helpful critisim. In fact, I embrace it. This is an example of GOOD critisism.
"So, I just read your story. I, personally, didn't like it that much. But, I can give you some tips to improving. First, improve grammer. Second, keep them more in character. And third, make it longer."
See the difference? Yep, so now you got a lesson on proper critisism. FREE OF CHARGE! Yaaaay!
With that, please review! Have an amazing day! Love ya!