Once upon a smash brother it was in the brawl universe and ness and lucas were sitting on a bench. They knew wat was about to hapen, but captain falcon did not. He walked by and ness went "PK FIRE" and captain falcon was sad and also on fire. Lucas giggled like a schoolgirl and said 'Hey Ness, Check this OUT!" and tried to do the same to sonic, but sonic was too fast and lucas was a failure. Ness laughed. LIke a man and a man-boy, in that order. "Lucas, Lucas, Lucas, Lucas." He said "you can never be as freat as me. I have ALL THE MUSCLES." and lucas knew it was true, because he was blonde AND a bitch. Mr. staturn thought he was a pussy too. Everyone did. But lucas had a thought that maybe if he could beat up ness, he would finally get the respoct he needed. "Ness I am going" he starrted "to bat you up" he grunted and picked up a rock and THREW IT AT NESS WHO CAUGHT IT AND ATE IT. Lucas winced as ness BIT THE ROCK IN HALF WITH HIS LITTLE MAN JAWS. "I'm surperior to you, lucas" he said, completely unaware of the storm that he just unleashesd. Lucas had a secret attack called PK FUCK YOU and he used it and ness went dead. "No! Ness! what have I done? Why am I so blonde! agh!" he cried, his tearing off his shirt. Captain falcon approved. His tears brough nexs back to live and nest was like "thank you." and then they made out and it was hot. and captain falcon approved.