In a night in the town of South Park, six pink lights shined through the night, leaving behind a trail of pink mist when they passed by.

Some pink mist went inside Butters' house, surrounding the teenage boy sleeping peacefully, and changing his body 'slightly', before the room was cleared out of the mist.

The mist was inside Tweek's house, surrounding Tweek himself, seeing the mist surround him, and screaming before he got knocked out by the mist, and his body changed by the time he was asleep.

The mist also filled up Stan's house, the teenage raven haired guy putting up a fight to NOT fall asleep, but falling asleep after the change was complete.

The same thing at Clyde's house, before he promptly fell asleep sprawled on his bed.
The mist filled up Pip's room, too, and the mist surrounded him, before his body changed drasctially.

The mist surrounded Kyle, who was asleep on his bed, and changed his body before being bathed in a white light and taken someplace else.

What a surprise it would be when the after effects became visible...

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It was a normal morning for Eric Cartman, to just wake up, put whatever is clean today, brush teeth and order his mom around to make him breakfast.

It's been five years after fourth grade, and now the bratty fatass boy from 4th grade became the high school freshman with somewhat noticeable muscles, messy brown hair and with chocolate brown eyes. But the bratty and asshole-ish personality still stayed.

But he didn't expect a teenage girl sleeping on his couch! On HIS couch!

The girl looked beautiful at the very least, with mid-back red hair in waves around her, a few curls shaping her face a little. She had long eyelashes, resting on her cheekbones, and pouty pink lips set apart. The only thing that turned off Cartman was that the green pajamas she wore...

Cartman walked over to the couch, kicking gently at the girl's side, saying, "Oi, bitch! Wake up!" And then received a good morning punch to the face. "AY! What was that, bitch!"

The girl opened her tired emerald green eyes, and then looked at Cartman. "Oh it's you, fatass. Worse for me, anyway. I thought you were a rapist, at first, now...the rapist would have been better." Cartman looked surprised and outraged at the same time. HE WASN'T FAT! This girl was reminding him of that Jew Rat...

"Cartman? Fatass? Hello, anyone home?"

Kyle was confused. Yesterday he was at his house, sleeping peacefully on his bed. Then, he wakes up and finds out he was at Cartman's house...without his hat. Something was up here, and he didn't like it. Ugh...why did that fatass kick him on the side, and call him a bitch? He didn't mind the insults, since he was used to it, but still...Cartman didn't call him bitch a lot...it was mostly directed to his mom.

"Who are you, and WHY are you HERE? This is mah house, you know!" Kyle glared at Cartman, and replied, "Don't play dumb with me, Cartman. You know who I am. But since your mind got filled up by food again...I'm Kyle." And of course, fatass looked surprised at first, before falling over in laughter.

He then got annoyed. What the hell was going on? It isn't normal...okay, well it is, to laugh at him, but just by saying his name? Fatass must be fucked up...

Cartman interrupted Kyle's thoughts, by saying, "Sure, sure, bitch. You're 'Kyle'. But I'm not a dumbass, bitch. I know that Kyle is a MAN, not a ho." Kyle then glared at Cartman again. "WHO SAID I EVEN A GIRL, FATASS?! I AM KYLE FUCKING BROFLOVSKI! OR DID YOU GET DUMBER OVERNIGHT?!" Now, Kyle wasn't anybody to just talk and realize how his voice changed, but this time...something's different.

His voice was higher. High enough to sound like...like a girl. Kyle then looked down to 'his' chest and noticed..two large lumps on her chest. Yep, he was a girl.

"AHHH! WHAT IS THIS?! I was a boy yesterday, and..." Kyle then turned her head at Cartman, green eyes burning with hatred. "You did this to me, didn't you? You must have gone too far to perform black magic and TURN INTO A FUCKING GIRL! ARE YOU HAPPY, FATASS? ARE YOU HAPPY THAT YOUR ENEMY HAS 'SUPPOSEDLY' TURNED INTO A GIRL?"

She then got close to him and...started to choke Cartman. Cartman, not wanting his ass being beaten up by a girl, started to try to pry Kyle's hands away from his neck.

"What will my parents say if they see me like this?! What will they say?!"

The strangling continued until both brunette and fatass heard a loud knock. They both froze, and Kyle took her hands away from Cartman's neck, and both teenagers walked to the door. Cartman then opened the door, with Kyle behind him and both teenagers got...shocked.

"STAN?"

A/N- Did I do good on doing both Cartman's and Kyle's personalities? Is so, can you guys tell me how to do them right? since I've haven't been on the South Park for so long now...

Anyway, this is my FIRST South Park story, and since this is a 'boy changes into girl' fanfic, let me tell you le pairings~

Cartman x Kyle

Kenny x Stan

Craig x Tweek

Damien x Pip (Yes...they will appear in this fic)

Butters x OC (It's a male OC...just so you know.)

Token x Clyde

You may guess who got turned first. But..it's pretty obvious, right? Sorry to all Style and Bunny fans...but my OTPs are usually Stenny and Kyman...sorry...

I got all fems! names, and next chapter we find who got turned into a girl! Other than Kyle, of course...

STUPIDITY OUT!