Title: Cherry Lips
Rating: K
Genre: Humor
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Rosalie and Alice
Summary: Rosalie and Alice are shopping in Seattle, and a song starts playing that has both vampires in smirks and giggles.
Word Count: 1,057
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Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight!
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Cherry Lips
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Alice and Rosalie walked through the mall, shopping bags in both hands. Rosalie was wearing black, four-inch stilettos, skinny jeans, and a white baby doll shirt. She had put on cherry-red lipstick, and her golden hair was twisted in loose curls that framed her face. Alice was wearing a black, knee length dress that hugged her torso before flowing around her. She, too, had black, four-inch stilettos.
Even with the heels, she was still so short.
"Where to next, Rose?" Alice asked. They had already been to so many stores, was it possible that they had missed one?
"We haven't been to Victoria's Secret, yet," Rosalie replied.
Alice gasped. "I can't believe I forgot about Victoria's Secret!"
"There's a first for everything," Rosalie just said. Alice stuck her tongue out at her, and they entered said store.
Alice froze in her spot. Her eyes glazed over for a second, and just as quickly as the premonition came, it was gone. Alice smirked evilly at Rosalie.
"Rose, dear?"
"Yes, Alice?"
"You wouldn't happen to be trying to impress Emmett, would you?"
Rosalie smirked. "What makes you think that?"
"Oh, just a vision I had, that's all,"
"Any tips?"
Alice grinned, showing her perfect, shiny, white teeth. She stalked over to a rack, plucked a black lacey bra and panty set off a rack, and gave it to Rosalie. "This will knock him dead," She said with a wink. "No pun intended," She added with a giggle.
They picked out a few more items, paid for them, and left the store. Just as they left, a song started playing that Alice laughing uncontrollably.
"What's so funny?" Rosalie asked, not even noticing the music.
"It's your song, Rose!" Alice managed to spit out. Rosalie listened, and then smiled.
She gave you everything she had
But she was young and dumb
She just turned twenty-one
She didn't care to hang around
So when the shit came down
Why she was nowhere to be found
Rosalie smirked and pulled out her lipstick from her purse. "Watch a girl work," She simply said and started walking.
This life can turn a good girl bad
She was the sweetest thing That you had ever seen
You're such a delicate boy
In the hysterical realm
Of an emotional landslide
With physical terms
She uncapped the lipstick and spread a thick layer on her lips. She suddenly "dropped" her lipstick, where it then rolled a few feet then stopped. Alice chuckled.
With your cherry lips and golden curls
You could make grown men gasp
When you go walking past them
In your hot pants and high heels
They could not believe
That such a body was for real
A few men who were passing by with either their kids or their girlfriends, stopped and stared at Rosalie. A teenager, who would be classified as a nerd with bad acne, huge glasses, and a terrible outfit on, picked up her lipstick and handed it to her.
Rosalie giggled—out of amusement or courtesy, we'll never know—and grabbed the lipstick.
"Thank you," She said seductively. In the background, Alice covered her mouth so they wouldn't hear her laughing.
The kid just sighed grunted. Internally, Rosalie cringed, externally, she kept walking, causing some of the men with their kids to gasp and stare at her.
It seemed like rainbows would appear
Whenever you came near
The clouds would disappear
Because you looked just like a girl
Your baby blues would flash
And suddenly a spell was cast
She stared at one guy as she was walking past him, making him think she was in to him. He sighed, straightened his collar, and walked towards her.
If Alice were human, tears would be streaming down her face.
You're such a delicate boy
In the hysterical realm
Of an emotional landslide
With physical terms
You hold a candle
In your heart
You shine a light on
Hidden parts you
Make the whole world
Wanna dance you've
Bought yourself a
Second chance
"Hey," the guy said. 'He's pretty cute…for a human,' Rosalie thought with a giggle, making the guy grin. "I'm Mark,"
"I'm Rosalie," She just said and walked away with a smirk.
"H-hey-! Wait up!" Mark called after her as he ran up to her. She stopped and sighed.
"Look, Mark," She started, her voice suggesting she was talking to a three year old. "I know what you're doing. You're hitting on me, trying to get my number, maybe eventually get in my pants. However, I have a big, strong, muscled husband waiting at home for me. I don't think he'd like it if he found out I was sleeping with other guys. Plus," She then got serious. "I'm not a slut."
Mark stared dumbfounded at her as she walked away back to Alice.
Go baby go, go
We're right behind you
Go baby go, go
Yeah we're looking at you
Go baby go, go
Oh, we're right behind you
Go baby, go baby
Yeah we're right behind you
Alice was still laughing by the time Rosalie came back.
"I can't believe that, Rose!" She exclaimed. "He's still shocked!"
Rose just smiled. "I've had enough fun. Let's go home,"
So, they left the mall, hopped into Alice's bright yellow Porsche, and headed home, twenty miles over the speed limit.
Go baby, go baby
Ah, we're right behind you
Go baby, go baby
Yeah we're looking at you
Go baby, go baby
Ah, we're right behind you
Go baby, go baby
Yeah we're looking at you (You hold a candle in your heart)
Go baby, go, go (You shine a light on hidden parts)
Go baby, go, go (You make the whole world wanna dance)
Go baby, go, go (You bought yourself a second chance)
Go baby, go baby, go (Delicate boy)
Go baby, go baby, go (In the hysterical realm)
Go baby, go baby, go (Of an emotional land slide)
Go baby, go baby, go (In physical terms)
When they entered the huge mansion, they saw Esme sitting on the couch, watching TV.
"So, did you girls have fun?" Esme asked with a smile.
The two girls looked at each other and smiled.
"We sure did, Esme," Rosalie answered. "We sure did…"
Go baby go, go
Go…yeah we're looking at you
Go baby go, go
Ah, we're right behind you
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