Author's Note: Another Puck/Kurt story. It was based off a prompt on Glee Kink. Where Kurt goes to Puck for advice and help to turn into a badass. And some sexing other people in the progress. Sooner or Later Puck feels some different about turning Kurt into a badass like him. It seemed to be like a Made sort of deal. But tell me what you think. And Enjoy.

Kurt was tired of the same routine, and not just his moisturizing one. His life was the same almost everyday minus or plus a slushie to the face or a toss in the dumpster. Today was a double take day. He got up, showered, did his daily facial creams and lotions. He had picked out his off-white pants and a long pink sweater. It fit so comfortably. Once at school he didn't see the bullies around. Good sign. Good morning. Then a pair of strong arms wrapped around his chest. He dropped his bag in time for Azimio to pick his legs up.

"I was about to say, No-show-No-go" Kurt outbursts. And with that been said he was now in the dumpster. Good thing he landed on some cardboard. Don't they ever think of recycling? He hopped out of the dumpster with ease and brushed off the dust and headed to the school to fix up his hair. What had happened next was no shocker either. Cherry slushie to the face. They had doubled the events today and early in the morning that's a good thing. He thought. He spun back around and worked on his face with what he had in his bag.

The rest of the day was the same as well. A few words here and there. Finn and Rachel making kissy faces at each other. Puck trying to get some more from Santana. Quinn and Sam's newly found "friendship" Everyone had different things happening to them. But not Kurt. Shockingly today Jacob the dimwit blogger was getting the scoop on Glee Club members today. He would love to rant about the anonymous commenter's again. But Jacob didn't even approach Kurt. Maybe he was still talking with Rachel. Or being talked to by Rachel. It was creepy how in love he was with the fashion victim and self-absorbed, Rachel Berry. Yes, her and Kurt did have some common ground. But he wouldn't be caught dead shopping with Berry. Maybe if he could blow her over-sized head up? That would be cool. He had boyish moments, but that was usually in the shop or when after playing with his barbie dolls when younger, he take a match and put them on fire. Kurt wasn't just a fashion forward gay guy. He was a weird, sci-fi geek too. That's why he was able to talk to Artie from time to time. They would talk about Star Wars and the next Comic Con, and if they were to go, who they would be. No doubt in mind he would make a sexy Green Lantern, he had to gain more muscle for that. No chance in hell he would wear a head piece. He loved his perfectly sculpted hair.

One of his favorite times of the day came, to most boys it's lunch. But for Kurt it was Glee. He had gotten there in time to see Artie messing with one of the guitar.

"Hey Artie" Kurt alerted the boy. He looked up.

"Oh hey Kurt, how are you doing? You know after the second slushie today?" He questioned.

"Pretty good. So, Jacob is still down Rachel's throat?" Kurt asked him.

"Yea down everyone's throats. I spent my free period in the weight room. Then I cried the last ten minutes." Artie replied. Even Artie? And he didn't even come up to Kurt. He was feeling like the bottom of the pyramid. "What about you?"

He gulped. "I uh..I had my fair share of snide comments about the bullies in school. Telling them that they are lug-head, Neanderthals who will all bow down to me in the next ten years." Artie just laughed at the usual remark about the jocks.

"As always" Artie said. This was low for Kurt. Lower then that time when he thought doing a performance in the library would up his reputation. The group even had to do it at the church because Brittany went to the same church. Maybe if Kurt upped the anti. The rest of the glee clubbers were all in now. Except for one. Noah Puckerman. The still proclaimed badass. Since he landed himself in juvenile hall for two weeks. Some screams were heard and then the slam to the lockers. Seems like a certain blogger was asking the wrong questions. Mr. Schuester and Puck walked in. He said he would let Puck off with a warning then he went into another lecture about prefect pitch and crescendos. Kurt rolled his eyes, he didn't need to learn this again. He was thinking about getting some reputation points. Maybe he should ask Puck for some advice? Like the boy would? Rachel and Finn sang another love song for each other. Then Puck pulled out his guitar and sang a Neil Diamond number. He had to admit, the guy had a good voice. He eyed Puck thinking of a good way to talk to the boy.

He didn't want to beat up the stupid Jew-fro but he was annoying him with all this questions about jail life. It was cool that Schue let him off with a warning though. He needed to do some community work, help out and shit. Like that was going to happen. So Rachel and Finn did their stupid number. Puck was eyeing Quinn's lustful eyes for that Sam kid. He thought Sam would be cool, not steal his girl. Well Santana was his girl too but not the point. He got up and sang a song to kill out the love song. He strummed and danced his way around the room and he tried not looking at Sam and Quinn. He then landed on Kurt, who was staring at him like a piece of meat or some shizz. He was going to talk to him after Glee. Almost everyone was pair up. Except Mercedes and Kurt. Santana told Puck about Brittany and Artie hooking up. He had to give the boy props for that. At the end of his song, Schuester dismissed the rest of the class. Puck put the guitar back and grabbed his bag. Everyone had left. He walked out humming a different song. He then felt delicate hands shove him into the wall of lockers. This was a weird scenario. And the weirdest of the scene was that he flinched a bit. He opened his eyes to see the one he was going to talk to about eyeing him earlier.

"Hummel what the fuck?" He yelled.

"Puck I need your badass skills" Kurt didn't mess around and cut to the chase.

"I'm sorry what? Did you just ask for my help?" Puck repeated making sure he wasn't in a different universe. Makes sense, go to the badass for some reputation points. "Wait, is that why you were eyeing me?"

Kurt huffed "Yes, I did. And yea, but seriously now. I'm hardly noticed around school and even in Glee. You know today Jacob interviewed everyone but me" He said to the toned man that could just punch him right now. But he needed this boy's help. He didn't even flinch. "I'm stuck on repeat with a shuffle of slushies. And to be frank, I'm fucking tired of it. Puck I need you to turn me into a badass. And in reward, I will use my skills to get Quinn back for you."

Puck's eyebrow cocked up. He was stunned. First the shove, Now Kurt was cursing. "Are you feeling alright Kurt?" He questioned putting his hand on the boy's forehead.

Kurt slapped the boy's hand away. "Don't touch me" He yelled.

Puck's eyebrow was stuck high on his forehead. "Well, you have the attitude for it." He sighed,no one was at school. Besides teachers that were grading papers. "Alright. If I help you, no one knows that you slammed me into the locker. I need my own rep too, Hummel" Puck agreed.

"Thank you. So what time and where do you want to meet up?" Kurt asked.

Puck had to think of this. "Tomorrow, the mall 3:40 near the food court. Oh and since I'm like your made coach or whatever, first assignment; Tomorrow you need to wear something badass. Not this pink crap" He said as he walked away and out of the school to get home. He needed a Santana hook up after this event. He had agreed to help a fairy princess, soprano, gay boy turn into a hard rock, badass, gay boy.