Warnings: mpreg, past mpreg, OCs, characters maybe OOC, bad flirting, abuse, bullying, deformities, moderate times, teenage pregnancy, teenage sex, males can get pregnant without question, ANBU Kakashi, basically stalker Kakshi, fake ANBU Iruka, spy Iruka, Iruka Portuguese, slutty Iruka, slighty chubby Iruka, motherly Iruka, little Naruto, slighty moderate times, MizukixIruka, RaidouxGenma, KotetsuxIzumo, other pairings will be add or mentioned, Google Translate.

Chapter 1

Kakashi could remember how he met the brunette so clearly like it was yesterday. He was only seventeen at the time, coming home home from a S-rank mission as an ANBU on a clear night. Stars and full moon clearly showing above. The silver haired teen had stumbled upon a lake. It mirrored the sky completely and he couldn't help but admire it's beauty. Then, the ANBU caught sights of another person swimming in the lake. He walked closer and saw that the cloths were ANBU, but looked different so they probably were from another village.

The silver haired teen looked up and his mouth almost dropped from underneath his mask. The person who owned the cloths submerged from the water. His body was then, but he had slightly wider hips for a boy, mocha colored skin, long dark brown hair, light innocent brown eyes, and an odd scar running across his nose. Kakashi couldn't help though admire the other males beauty. He was like a trance, walking up to him slowly. The other teen just said something to him then bam! They were having sex.

While they were having sex, Kakashi found out that the brunette was no virgin. So those innocent brown eyes were just a fraud, but they still worked. After the intercourse was done, the boy just looked at him with a smug expression. That didn't bother Kakashi, he wanted to know who the other boy was. Though, the brunette put the ANBU mask on, and ran away.

Years later, Kakashi was still doing the same thing he'd always done. He was no longer an ANBU, but he still was fucking people left and right. However, that boy from many years ago still lingered in his eyes. Who was that? Where is he now? If only the jounin knew.

He walked into a grocery store to get some food with his porn book in hand, walking down the ails. The silver haired male looked up from his book suddenly because he saw someone that caught his attention. There was a man standing with his back turned to him, giving him a view of the best ass Kakashi had ever seen. The man looked a bit younger than him, but not by too much. He was also slightly fat, however, not by so much you would actually notice unless you were picky. Hey, more to love.

Kakashi put his book away, about to make a move, when a kid came out of nowhere, holding a soup can, handing it to the tan male. The boy looked around maybe fifteen or sixteen and was an odd one. He had similar hair to him, only brown, and was all wrapped up in bandages similar to a mummy. His outfit gave off the "lazy teenager" vibe because it was just a grey hoodie and black sweat pants that went together with his lazy gaze. Kakashi noticed then a ring on the older mans hand, symbolizing he was married.

Oh well, he's fucked other people who were married. All he's gotta do was get the other alone and pull off his charm. Whoever had him as a husband was a damn lucky bastard.

It took a few days, but Kakashi was finally going to get the man alone. He waited inside an alley, reading his book, waiting for the tanner to pass by. The jounin found out that the man always took this way home after work. It was late at night and barely anybody was out. It was the perfect time to make his move. He heard footsteps coming his direction. The jounin put his book away and stepped out. Hoping it would be the brunette. It should be around the time he got off work. He didn't act surprised when it was. The brunette gave him an odd look as to why this man was standing in front of him.

Kakash cleared his throat, getting a smug look in his visible eye "Hey," he said smoothly. The other raised an eyebrow.

"Umm, hi..."

"I saw you a few days ago, I'm not sure if you saw me, but I would like to say, you've caught my attention." the brunette didn't look shocked or pleased, only annoyed.

"I'm sorry, but I must get going home." the other walked passed the jounin. Kakashi wasn't going to let him get away that easily. He wrapped his arms around the tanners waist from behind, pulling him against his frame. Kami, the other was so soft.

"Come on now," he whispered into the brown hair "I know you've gotta family, but they don't have to know, nobody does. One night. That's it." the jounin stated smelling the tan neck. His scent was intoxicating, and it smelled so familiar. Before he had time to think about it, the brunette stepped onto his foot, using his elbow to knock the silver haired man to the ground.

"Don't ever come near me again!" the other shouted before storming away into the night.

hahaha not the best chapter. which is bad because this is the first one. *sweats nervously*

okay so Kakashi is not bad at fliriting, i am. my flirting is legit "oh, i see you're wearing pants, so am i...wanna go out on a date?" im just a potato i swear. it's no longer "phoenix545" guys it's now "potato545" XD

okay im done with bad humor

now it's time for quick Portuguese translations!

Eu aprendi a viver: I learned to live

if there is any corrections please feel free to tell me!

anyway,

i hope you all enjoyed this very first chapter and i hope to maybe see you in the next:)!

thank you all for reading!