The Materia Mistake
"Hum da dum dee dum!" Sang a cheerful Yuna, standing at the stove. She picked up bottles, tied up bags, turned off switches, and fumbled with the stove. It was not the first time she'd been cooking for her friends.
Tidus was outside watering the daisies. "Ahh my pretties, grow and grow, and grow," he said loudly, in a singsong voice. But secretly, under his breath, he cackled, ".and help me take over the world in a mad destruction course!"
Lulu was driving around the block in her corvette. "Vrrooom vroom!" she screamed out the window, after her seventy-fifth cruise around the neighborhood. Mog was hanging on tight to the antenna, squeaking "Kupoooooooooo! (Stop the car dammit!)"
Wakka was running laps around the backyard. He was panting hard now. "M..must...do..third...lap..," he panted, his fur sweating. Auron was chasing him, swinging his sword. "Run faster, dammit!"
Yuna had plenty of material in her kimono sleeve. She was dancing around and felt them jingling in her sleeve pocket. "Hmm, I should put these somewhere safe," she told herself, and took a few out.
Yuna had a handful of them, and one just happened to slip out of her hand. However she didn't notice it, for it landed ever so lightly in the stew, and the rest of the materia went safely into the drawer.
"Guys! Stew's ready!" Yuna called, turning off the stove.
Wakka ran in, and Tidus ran in, and so did Auron, and Lulu just happened to be finishing her drive around and parked in the driveway, going inside.
Wakka was the first in line to get dinner, so Yuna poured the first helping of stew onto his plate. The material that had dropped into the cooking stew had boiled, mutating it, and changed around some of the magic cells inside, making it a "Fertilization Materia". Wakka had happened to get the scoop of stew that contained this materia, and little did he know that he had just swallowed it.
Yuna finished pouring the stew onto all of their plates, and they all sat down for dinner. Yuna and the rest of them all finished eating, and Wakka smiled at Yuna. Yuna smiled back, blushing, and the both of them saying nothing, the rest of them split up and went back to their duties, except Tidus, who went to the backyard to have a swim in the lake while watching Auron train with Lulu and Mog.
"Hey baby," said Wakka, as Yuna walked into the bedroom. Yuna shut and locked the door, and Wakka brushed his chest with his large hand. "Come to papa."
Yuna skipped over, and rubbed her hand on his chest. "You're so warm - let's do this!"
Yuna hopped into the bed and Wakka did so too.
One hour later, Yuna and Wakka got dressed again.
After sleeping, the next day, Wakka awoke to a strange feeling. "Um.Yuna, the stew last night was good - but I'm afraid something's wrong."
Wakka went to the bathroom, and after hearing a half hour of painful, constipated sounding squeezing noises, Wakka emerged, panting and unhappy. "Well that's not it," said Wakka, still feeling uncomfortable.
Yuna put a finger to her chin and looked at him.
"You should go to the doctor," she suggested.
So Wakka did, and the results were horrific.
"I'M PREGNANT?!?!" screamed Wakka.
Wakka ran around the hospital screaming in trauma for the next hour. When he came back, he was panting hard.
Wakka burst into tears. "This isn't right - this isn't right! Yuna, you did something wrong!"
Yuna shook her head, blushing slightly. "It can't be that - I'm not.I don't have sperm," said Yuna.
Wakka laughed. "Ha, or so you think. I think Yuna's a she-male."
Yuna looked astounded. "Naw.it's not right."
Yuna rubbed her chin again. "Hmm.."
Well, Wakka had eaten that Fertilization Materia and was now pregnant. The next problem was trying to produce the child successfully.
"Hum da dum dee dum!" Sang a cheerful Yuna, standing at the stove. She picked up bottles, tied up bags, turned off switches, and fumbled with the stove. It was not the first time she'd been cooking for her friends.
Tidus was outside watering the daisies. "Ahh my pretties, grow and grow, and grow," he said loudly, in a singsong voice. But secretly, under his breath, he cackled, ".and help me take over the world in a mad destruction course!"
Lulu was driving around the block in her corvette. "Vrrooom vroom!" she screamed out the window, after her seventy-fifth cruise around the neighborhood. Mog was hanging on tight to the antenna, squeaking "Kupoooooooooo! (Stop the car dammit!)"
Wakka was running laps around the backyard. He was panting hard now. "M..must...do..third...lap..," he panted, his fur sweating. Auron was chasing him, swinging his sword. "Run faster, dammit!"
Yuna had plenty of material in her kimono sleeve. She was dancing around and felt them jingling in her sleeve pocket. "Hmm, I should put these somewhere safe," she told herself, and took a few out.
Yuna had a handful of them, and one just happened to slip out of her hand. However she didn't notice it, for it landed ever so lightly in the stew, and the rest of the materia went safely into the drawer.
"Guys! Stew's ready!" Yuna called, turning off the stove.
Wakka ran in, and Tidus ran in, and so did Auron, and Lulu just happened to be finishing her drive around and parked in the driveway, going inside.
Wakka was the first in line to get dinner, so Yuna poured the first helping of stew onto his plate. The material that had dropped into the cooking stew had boiled, mutating it, and changed around some of the magic cells inside, making it a "Fertilization Materia". Wakka had happened to get the scoop of stew that contained this materia, and little did he know that he had just swallowed it.
Yuna finished pouring the stew onto all of their plates, and they all sat down for dinner. Yuna and the rest of them all finished eating, and Wakka smiled at Yuna. Yuna smiled back, blushing, and the both of them saying nothing, the rest of them split up and went back to their duties, except Tidus, who went to the backyard to have a swim in the lake while watching Auron train with Lulu and Mog.
"Hey baby," said Wakka, as Yuna walked into the bedroom. Yuna shut and locked the door, and Wakka brushed his chest with his large hand. "Come to papa."
Yuna skipped over, and rubbed her hand on his chest. "You're so warm - let's do this!"
Yuna hopped into the bed and Wakka did so too.
One hour later, Yuna and Wakka got dressed again.
After sleeping, the next day, Wakka awoke to a strange feeling. "Um.Yuna, the stew last night was good - but I'm afraid something's wrong."
Wakka went to the bathroom, and after hearing a half hour of painful, constipated sounding squeezing noises, Wakka emerged, panting and unhappy. "Well that's not it," said Wakka, still feeling uncomfortable.
Yuna put a finger to her chin and looked at him.
"You should go to the doctor," she suggested.
So Wakka did, and the results were horrific.
"I'M PREGNANT?!?!" screamed Wakka.
Wakka ran around the hospital screaming in trauma for the next hour. When he came back, he was panting hard.
Wakka burst into tears. "This isn't right - this isn't right! Yuna, you did something wrong!"
Yuna shook her head, blushing slightly. "It can't be that - I'm not.I don't have sperm," said Yuna.
Wakka laughed. "Ha, or so you think. I think Yuna's a she-male."
Yuna looked astounded. "Naw.it's not right."
Yuna rubbed her chin again. "Hmm.."
Well, Wakka had eaten that Fertilization Materia and was now pregnant. The next problem was trying to produce the child successfully.