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Light Yagami was not the smartest Light bulb- hah, funny pun, get it?- in the pack when in that strange state between sleep and waking. This was evidenced one day, when Light fell asleep on his desk, and a curious incubus found him, figured out this weakness, and decided to have some fun with it, naturally.
"Light…"
He felt something poking his shoulder, but he brushed it off with an articulate, "Mmph."
"This is your bed speaking…"
"Mmfuuumph…" His bed? He hadn't known beds could speak… but why the hell not? Meh, go with it, Light.
Hello, bed.
"I know you're tired… come and get on top of me, baby…"
Get on top…
What the hell was his bed coming onto him?!
"Mph- WHAT?!"