Disclaimer: You now the drill, I don't own Star Wars, ok? Don't make me say
it again, please?
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Things the Star Wars cast wouldn't say
Mara: Oh my gosh! Like, that dress is sooooo cute, like, punk and fluffy.
Mara: Ben, didn't I told you not to play with your daddy's lightsaber.
Ben: But, mommy, it wasnt my fault, it was Threepio, he was the one that destroyed the house.
Luke: Screw the galaxy! I wanna get high with Yoda.
Borsk: That's it, from now on, instead of being an evil, cunning politian with no sense of fashion; I'll be an evil, cunning baby sitter with no sense of fahion.
Luke: Jade, stay off my pants!
Han: Where did I leave those damn wookie pajamas!?
C3PO: I'm gay, and I wanna elope with Artoo. (R2-D2 screeches and runs away in fear)
Padmé: Anakin, I'm sorry but my heart belongs to another (dun dun dun).........R2-D2 (R2-D2 screeches and runs away in fear)
Darth Vader: (breathing deeply)......(breathing deeply)...... Okay, who took my inhaler? Palpy you know i gotta use it every three hours!!!
Han: I've seen death, blood, an Imperial Army, Leia naked, Death Stars, the birth of a child, a wookie in the bath tub, Leia naked, Jabba the hutt, a shaved Ryn, did I mention Leia naked?, but I've never seen as weird as Yoda.
Darth Vader: You will join me and we will rule Middle-Earth.( gets evil glare from Lucas).er Galaxy, like father and son.
Yoda: (long fart)
Master Windu: Eeeeww!!!!!, how can a little thing like you, make something as big as that.
Leia: (giving a speech to the senate, farts) oops
Boba Fett: Things I can use my father's helmet for: baech ball, picnic basket, soup bowl, fish bowl, Halloween Mask, shower cap, baseball hat, good excuse for not to get kisses from icky girls, to hit Han Solo, to hit whiny Luke Skywalker, teddy bear, to hide from Darth in hide-and-seek.
Boba Fett: Things to use my father's head for: ........just kidding.
Mara: I wanna go with you guys, girls are soft and annoying.
Han: are you saying that you wanna be a guy?
Mara: No, you guys are too weird.
Luke: Hey, wedge, I think my lightsaber is stuck in my nose.
Mara: I rest my case.
Luke: (snore)
Mara: Farmboy, honey, wake up.
Luke: But mommy, I don't wanna save the universe today (snore)
Mara: (falls from bed) Ooow, I think I broke something (pulls out broken lightsaber)
Mara: (is fighting with a Yuuzhan-Vong warrior, suddenly something cracks) Ohmygosh! I think I broke my nail! (Turns and glares to Yuuzhan Vong warrior)
Yuuzhan Vong warrior: eep (turns and runs in fear)
X-wing: 20,000 credits; Machano-hand: 10,000 credits; ride on a Corellian YT-1300 freighter (namely the Millenium Falcon): 2,000 credits; Being the last frigging Jedi who has to save the whole damn galaxy single-handedly: priceless.
Ben: Mommy, look I'm Men in Black.
Mara: But honey, you're dressed in white.
Ben: (cries)
Ben: Daddy, what's this? (holds up Condom)
Luke: Mara, come here for a second, please?
Mara: (arrives and sees condom in Ben's hand) Memory wipe?
Luke: Memory Wipe.
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Ben: Mommy, is she crazy? Mara: Yes, honey she is.
Ben: Ah.
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Things the Star Wars cast wouldn't say
Mara: Oh my gosh! Like, that dress is sooooo cute, like, punk and fluffy.
Mara: Ben, didn't I told you not to play with your daddy's lightsaber.
Ben: But, mommy, it wasnt my fault, it was Threepio, he was the one that destroyed the house.
Luke: Screw the galaxy! I wanna get high with Yoda.
Borsk: That's it, from now on, instead of being an evil, cunning politian with no sense of fashion; I'll be an evil, cunning baby sitter with no sense of fahion.
Luke: Jade, stay off my pants!
Han: Where did I leave those damn wookie pajamas!?
C3PO: I'm gay, and I wanna elope with Artoo. (R2-D2 screeches and runs away in fear)
Padmé: Anakin, I'm sorry but my heart belongs to another (dun dun dun).........R2-D2 (R2-D2 screeches and runs away in fear)
Darth Vader: (breathing deeply)......(breathing deeply)...... Okay, who took my inhaler? Palpy you know i gotta use it every three hours!!!
Han: I've seen death, blood, an Imperial Army, Leia naked, Death Stars, the birth of a child, a wookie in the bath tub, Leia naked, Jabba the hutt, a shaved Ryn, did I mention Leia naked?, but I've never seen as weird as Yoda.
Darth Vader: You will join me and we will rule Middle-Earth.( gets evil glare from Lucas).er Galaxy, like father and son.
Yoda: (long fart)
Master Windu: Eeeeww!!!!!, how can a little thing like you, make something as big as that.
Leia: (giving a speech to the senate, farts) oops
Boba Fett: Things I can use my father's helmet for: baech ball, picnic basket, soup bowl, fish bowl, Halloween Mask, shower cap, baseball hat, good excuse for not to get kisses from icky girls, to hit Han Solo, to hit whiny Luke Skywalker, teddy bear, to hide from Darth in hide-and-seek.
Boba Fett: Things to use my father's head for: ........just kidding.
Mara: I wanna go with you guys, girls are soft and annoying.
Han: are you saying that you wanna be a guy?
Mara: No, you guys are too weird.
Luke: Hey, wedge, I think my lightsaber is stuck in my nose.
Mara: I rest my case.
Luke: (snore)
Mara: Farmboy, honey, wake up.
Luke: But mommy, I don't wanna save the universe today (snore)
Mara: (falls from bed) Ooow, I think I broke something (pulls out broken lightsaber)
Mara: (is fighting with a Yuuzhan-Vong warrior, suddenly something cracks) Ohmygosh! I think I broke my nail! (Turns and glares to Yuuzhan Vong warrior)
Yuuzhan Vong warrior: eep (turns and runs in fear)
X-wing: 20,000 credits; Machano-hand: 10,000 credits; ride on a Corellian YT-1300 freighter (namely the Millenium Falcon): 2,000 credits; Being the last frigging Jedi who has to save the whole damn galaxy single-handedly: priceless.
Ben: Mommy, look I'm Men in Black.
Mara: But honey, you're dressed in white.
Ben: (cries)
Ben: Daddy, what's this? (holds up Condom)
Luke: Mara, come here for a second, please?
Mara: (arrives and sees condom in Ben's hand) Memory wipe?
Luke: Memory Wipe.
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Bloody Murder: Sorry folks, that's all, if you want to keep me updating, send reviews. More reviews Mwahahahahaha!
Ben: Mommy, is she crazy? Mara: Yes, honey she is.
Ben: Ah.