We Are Never Ever Fighting Back Together Chapter 1, a kung fu panda fanfic

This is something that I've been thinking of for a short time now and this is inspired by 'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together' from Taylor Swift. After hearing it countlessly on the radio, I've been doing some wordplaying with that song and thought...what if Musaki got fed up with being asked by Tigress for a rematch everyday and says 'enough is enough'? How does he do it? Through song...you'll see.

We Are Never Ever Fighting Back Together

by: Terrell James

One evening, Musaki walked towards the barracks, grumbling angrily, feeling completely frustrated and most likely, fed up and a very curious Master Shifu wanted to see what was the problem about and by the time he heard the door slam loudly, he figured that something was up. He walked towards the room and as he knocked on the door, Musaki's response was, "Tigress, if you coming to ask me for another rematch, you can just forget it because I am definitely not gonna fight with you anymore! So if you're not here to bother me, get your hardcore butt out of my room!"

Shifu could easily lose his cool after hearing this, but he was already calm and he said, "Musaki, it's Master Shifu."

Very quickly, Musaki opened the door and saw that it is indeed Master Shifu...the last person he would unintentionally mouth off to and he said, "Sorry, Shifu. I didn't know it was you."

Without even asking, Shifu entered in the room and after Musaki closed the door, Shifu wanted to get to the bottom of this issue that Musaki's in and he sat down and asked, "May I ask why have you raised your voice?"

Musaki felt completely embarassed about that and said, "Sorry, Master. I thought you were Tigress."

Shifu lets out a deep sigh and he figured that it had something to do with Tigress and ever since these two sparred with each other and Musaki came out the clear winner, Tigress was doing everything she could to fight back and redeem herself as the best warrior for Shifu and he thought that her and Po were the only ones that have been at each other and he asked, "What's wrong now?"

"I don't wanna talk about it." Musaki seethed.

Shifu knew that Musaki was gonna talk about it eventually, so he just sat there and waited until he ws actually speaking up and said, "Very well. Forgive me for intruding in."

"Can you believe her? Everyday, it's the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over again...she asks me for a sparring match, we spar with each other, I win, she loses and then she asks me for a rematch every single time and it's just...ugh, just the worst. Look, as much as I would never turn down a challenge that I can do, I've had enough. It's almost as if she wants to be a better fighter than anyone else, just her and her alone. Will this never end?" Musaki said, in the most angriest way possible.

"I see." Shifu said, as he's stroking his beard.

Musaki sat down on the ground with his hands on his face in deep frustration and exhaustion and he said, "Shifu...I'd rather spar with someone else than her. Because we've been doing the same sparring match for so long that it's getting old now. And yet, she still wants to fight with me. So freaking ridiculous."

"So...what are you saying exactly?" asked Shifu.

"I am never gonna fight with Master Tigress ever again. I don't care if everyone's against it. I've reached my limit." Musaki answered.

Hearing this made Shifu a little bit shocked and also surprised that Musaki is never gonna fight Tigress ever again and he can't recall anyone that refuses to fight her after being beaten several times and he asked, "Why's that?"

"It's not because of cowardice. It's just because at some point, I just can't do the same thing every day; fighting with the same person with no end. It's just too much." Musaki added.

They were unaware that the other members of the Five and the Dragon Warrior overhearing everything that Musaki said and their reactions were of shock, curiousity and to a few, relief that Musaki is never gonna fight Tigress again and Po, looking very shocked asked him, "Lil' Saki...you give up fighting with Tigress?"

"Not giving up. Just...don't wanna fight with her everyday. I can't quite deal with her fighting, her arguing with me and her losing her temper after each loss she took in. I can only stand so much and that's just the last straw for me. I will never ever fight with Tigress again." Musaki answered.

"You what?!"

They got out of the way when an enraged Tigress came into Musaki's room and asked, "Are you a coward?"

"Not really. I'm through fighting with you, Tigress...forever." Musaki answered.

"Give me one good reason why." Tigress growled.

For the answer, Musaki went to the Training Hall and he picks up his guitar while a few of his friends picked up the drums and in front of everyone, Musaki looks up at everyone; mostly Tigress and begins singing the song directed at her.

I remember after when we fought off

the first time

You told me, 'This is it, I've had enough'

Because like, I've always beaten you every month

And you said you wanted to stab me in the face

What?

Then you come around to me and say

'Listen, I want a rematch and everything will change'

Trust me, remember when that lasted for a day

I say 'forget it', I break it off and you come to me, 'You'll regret it'

Ooooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

I called it off again that day, but...

Ooooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

This time, I'm telling you, I'm telling you...

We are never ever fighting back together

You go fight with your friends

Fight with my friends, fight with me

But we are never, ever, ever, ever, ever...fighting back together

Seriously...like, ever.

I'm not gonna miss your fighting wants

And me, falling for it, screaming that I won

And you would hide away and find your piece of mind

With some stupid tough mask that's way faker than mine

Oooooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

You challenged me again today, but...

Ooooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

This time, I'm telling you, I'm telling you...

We are never ever fighting back together

You go fight with your friends

Fight with my friends, fight with me

But we are never, ever, ever, ever fighting back together

Ooooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah

Ohh-ohh-oh

I always thought that this would last forever, ever

But I'm putting my foot down and I'll say...never say never

Ugh, so she comes to me everytime and she's like

'I still wanna fight with you' and I'm like...

I just...I mean, this is ridiculous and exhausting, you know?

Like we are never gonna fight back with each other again.

Like, ever!

No!

We are never ever ever fighting back together

You go fight with your friends

Fight with my friends, fight with me

But we are never, ever, ever, ever fighting back together

Ooooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Fighting back together

You go fight with your friends

Fight with me friends, fight with me

But we are never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever...fighting back together!

After this, most of the masters were stunned and Tigress was definitely shocked and appalled that Musaki made that very clear that he's finished fighting with her at all and then Musaki said, "There's your answer. I'm done fighting with you, Tigress...and this time, it's for good."

"Looks like he told you." Po added.

I altered the lyrics a little bit and I bet you've never seen Musaki this angry. I hope you liked it and I'm sorry if this was something you had to see. Enjoy! No harsh reviews!