104th XXX 94th, tale of two line battles.

It was a cold day on snow hill, the drums of war were beating and the 104th Artillery fucking sucked (as always). The 104th marched up their hills, as our beautiful kernel yelled angry Canadian orders at the soldiers. Sgt Willian and Rgl James were making jokes about the 94th, but Carscan wasn't paying attention to that, because across the hill, he noticed something, a bunch of sexy, beautiful men, His dick was enlarged and pulsating intensely. eughUOHH he moaned, and he nearly fainted at the sight of their beauty, he quickly glanced up and saw their tags 94th, they said. He had never seen a more beautiful regiment in his life, the melted snow had wetted their uniforms and the pulses of their biceps were sticking out. His erection was about to tear a hole in his knickers, it was too much. Stay out of all chat you dumbass," the Canadian kernel yelled, Carscan had to straighten his mind out, he had to focus on the battle, our shitty Artillary was being fucked from the cavalry surprise attack in the background. Our Polish captain was really bad and everytime he tried to shoot, his dick turned into a howitzer and he came all over the enemy Prussians/Uk/French/Whatvr?

/'hours later/

We were running out of beautiful men, coolcat had died in battle, and derek savage was died too I think? Carscan didn't care, he was distracted by true love, love at first sight even, ARGGHHH MY ARMMM Carscan screamed as a canister tore his arm off, his sight was going dark, but then he saw a light in his sight, a light brighter than all the stars combined. y do we have to fight, y cant we just make passionate love? Carscan yelled!?

hold on tight, bby, we're going on a ride Santa Sarge said with determination leering out of his strong, thick, hard sighted eyes. Carscan and Santasarg made long hard passionate love until he was interrupted. wait, bby, whats wrong? It's all over now, NOOoOOOOO!~! Carscan yelled! But before anyone could react, the 94th had shot all the members of the 104th, and it they all hit the cold snow/cum covers ground. Butttt, I loveeeddd youuu! Carscan cried as he died. And the vision finally faded to black and they all were out for the count.

The 94th yelled oh god, the 104th just attacked us randomly!? The hell?! they lied and yelled. But the only thing we ever attacked…. Was their anus….

~Fin