Disclaimer: LOTR is not mine and neither is Home on the Range. Although I sure wish. *sighs*
HOME IN MORDOR
Oh give me a home,
Where the Dark Lord roams,
And the Ringwraiths often stay,
Where always is heard,
A discouraging word,
And the skies are cloudy all day.
Refrain:
Home, home in Mordor!
Where the Ringwraiths often stay,
Where always is heard,
A discouraging word,
And the skies are cloudy all day.
Second verse:
The air is so foul,
And the orcs so thick,
With the trolls who always fight,
That I would not exchange,
My home in Mordor,
For all of Gondor so bright.
(Refrain)
The End.
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