The True Sasuke Uchiha
What the Hell...What am I watching?
A t.v. Show
I know it's a t.v. Show but what's the name of it.
Vampires of the Night
What's with all the kissing?
It's a soap opera
AH!Fuck this I'm changing it.
Why were you watching it?
I was not
Yes you were,and tell me again why were in the Konoha Hospital
because the Dobe beat us and brought us back.
And whose the nurse?
Sakura Haruno.
Are we gonna rape her when she comes back to us?
Ye-WAIT-No I mean NO!!
Too Late and Oooo Baby!Here she comes.
Wha-OH GOD!SAKURA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?
She's wearing a sexy nurse outfit.
But why?
Cause she loves us.Just like how Kinojuba loves Junoko on Vampires of the Night.
Yes but Junoko is a Vampire and I'm not.
I'm gonna asked for some water then spill it on her.
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Great now she hates us.
No she doesn't.Look she's coming out just in her bra.
Wha-OMFG!I think a nosebleeds coming on!
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Kiss her
No
I'm gonna ask you a question,but you HAVE to say YES.
Fine.
Are you gonna kiss her right now?
Yes.
Ha!
Wait!Oh god.My hand!Stop moving!
No keep moving.keep moving.
Why am I pulling her to me.
Ha now It's my turn to take over.
Wha-MPFH
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Oh wow that felt great.
Did you like it?
Yes.
Want to do it again.
No
Wait but you j-
No I want to go beyond just kissing.
Now your speaking my language.
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Did we just?
Yup
did we use protection?
Nope.
Great...Wait what is she doing?Is she?OMG!
Oh mama look at that.
I think I've just died.
And gone to heaven?
No just died.
We what do you know.She's a sex goddes...and were a sex god.
I need to stop.Wait Itachi is still alive!
AH!Just stop about Itachi!
No he might!Wha-What is Sakura doing.
Wow she knows stuff.
The dobe did say she did date Kiba.Do you think?
Oh No!
What.
This is bad.Very Bad!
WHAT!
If it's true then...then...we didn't steal Sakura's virginity!!
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So we did steal Sakura's virginity!
And she took ours!YIPEE!!
Another round?
Oh yea baby!
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I like chocolate milk.
What the fuck was that?
Sorry kinda drunk.
Off of sex?
Oh yea.
One more round.Please.
Do as you please.
Sweet!
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Wanna go get coffee
sure.
FIN!