Onionmaster's Talk Show!
Starring... ONIONMASTER!
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Today we'll meet the famous Mainiac97! Let's start the interview.
On:We'll be talking to Mainiac97 today. Mainiac, how have you been?
Mainiac:Good, good.
On:Great! We're going to ask you some questions, alright?
Mainiac:Sounds good to me.
On:Alright, good. Question 1: Mainiac, have you been using your prayer and ranged skills often? When I read your stories, you never do!
Mainiac:Ah, well, Silverlight is just so much better than my bow and arrows, and I mean, seriously, when you've got a mage behind ya, what more range do you need?
(MAGES CHEER IN THE BACKGROUND)
On:Ahaha, great. As a melee-er myself, I love to have a mage with me. But enough about me, what about your prayer?
Mainiac:Well, that'll come later, but I'll be ready for it when it does come! If you remember he bone-burying I do...
On:Yeah, yeah, every bone, eh? Okay, Question 2: Will we be seeing Clayguy again soon? Him being my favorite character, of course.
Mainiac:Not for a while, no, but he'll be back, you can be sure of that!
On:Oh, that's good. I was worried for a second there. Alrighty, Question 3:If you remember, in the Lumbridge Shop one time, there was a vial of swirly black stuff. Care to elaborate?
Mainiac:I'm not allowed to talk about that sort of thing.
On:Haha, sure. And the vase?
Mainiac:That was just to show Mainiac's noobishness in thinking that 100gp was a lot. But it might come back.
On:Interesting. Question 4:Are you a Saradominist?
Mainiac:Would I be in the Glory Troopers if I weren't?
On:Good point. Question 5:Did you ever have feelings for Slinky?
(AUDIENCE OooooooOOooooh's)
Mainiac:Uhm, uh... At one point yes, but-
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
Mainiac:BUT, but, but, I was torn between her and Amy11.
On:Do you still have feelings for her?
Mainiac:I would safely say... No.
On:How is your and Amy11's relationship right now?
Mainiac:Great, never better.
On:Good. Now, then, Question 6:Have you ever wanted to go to Karamja or Entrana for vacation?
Mainiac:Maybe in the future, but not now.
On:Great! Question 7:How goes your addiction to meat sandwiches?
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
Mainiac:It's, uh.. It's getting better. Ever since the events of the Stronghold of Security...
On:I understand, I understand. On to Question 8:Would you ever like to return to Lumbridge?
Mainiac:Oh yes, very much so.
On:What do you think you miss most about it?
Mainiac:Well, two things. One is the discovery of all sorts of new skills, and the other is the great breakfasts.
On:Haha, thought so. And finally, Question 9:What do you think of Jay Leno having to leave NBC?
Mainiac:...What?
On:...Oh yeah, you're from RuneScape. Well, Jay Leno is a person who-OH MY GOD THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR BACK!
Mainiac:WHAT?!
On:Just kidding. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!
I'd just like to say thank you to Mainiac97 for the idea and for the character-usage. Until next time, GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!