Riku: ahem
Disclaime: Oh fine, whatever, you dark keyblade masters are always killjoys...
Riku: I AM NOT- ...yeah, wait, I basically am...alright, say it!!!!
Disclaime: Fine, I DO NOT OWN KINGDOM HEARTS...or any of the characters
Riku: ahem
Disclaimer: Including the awesome dark keyblade master, Riku
Riku: thank YOU!
Setting: Destiny Islands, 1 year after Kingdom Hearts 2 takes place
"HEARTLESS?!?!." Sora said so stunned, he almost forgot that his keyblade appearing in his hand and jumped about three feet out of the air.
"Ugh..what are THEY doing here?" Riku says, almost calmly, his own dark keyblade appearing in his hand.
"Who knows?! Either way we have to fight them!!!" Sora yells.
"Sora!!!" Riku yells.
"What?" Sora yells even louder.
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING IDIOT"
"...my bad. Hehehe...over excited." Sora says with a stupid grin.
"Yeah, well, we can continue our conversation AFTER WE BEAT THE FREAKIN HEARTLESS"
"ooooooooooooh...yeah, that mig-RIKU!! BEHIND YOU"
Riku, not even turning around just swings his keyblade and another Heartless dissappears. "One down, a BILLION to go" Riku says, not even mildly surprised at the enormous mass of Heartless that has just appeared on the islands.
"Hey boys, I'll help!" Kairi appears with her own keyblade.
"What the fuck?!? Kairi should NOT have a keyblade!!!" Sora yells.
"You're welcome for helping you, Sora..."Kairi says, mildly pissed. Okay, she's really pissed.
"WELL YOU SHOULDN'T!!! YOU'RE A...A...A"
"A...?"Kairi asks, ushering Sora to continue.
"Oh shit, Sora, NO, don't say it" Riku says, turning his head away.
"But...she's...a...GIRL"
"Oh shit, he said it..." Riku says, walking off to finish the Heartless.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, SORA?!?!?!" says a extremely pissed Kairi...well, she KINDA yelled it.
LIKE, REALLY LOUD.
Like so loud, Riku stopped in mid-swing with his Keyblade and even the HEARTLESS stopped and stared.
"OKAY, LISTEN YOU FUCKIN HEARTLESS!!!" Kairi screams. "YOU ARE ALL GOING TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW AND LEAVE US ALONE SO I CAN BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA SORA, ALL RIGHT?!!!!!!????"
"Kairi, that's not how-...oh...my...god..." Riku says in astonishment.
All the Heartless...
disappeared.
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT, KAIRI'S A DEMON!!!!!!" Sora screams. Then, he turns to start running...from Kairi...and apparentley was too busy making sure Kairi wasn't behind him...
and ran into a wall...
Sora falls, flat on his back as Kairi and Riku run over to him...
"He's out cold..." Kairi says...
4 hours later:
Sora eventually woke up, but after about 10 seconds of being revived...THIS...happens:
"SORA!!! THERE'S A WALL RIGHT THERE!!!! WATCH OUT!!!!!" Riku yells...and Sora takes it seriously...and sits up and runs...to get away from the wall...
and runs into a door...
"Holy SHIT, RIKU WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!?" Kairi yells at him.
Riku started laughing so hard he fell on the floor, but as soon as he regains his composure, he says."Well, I thought it was pretty funny..."
Kairi just glares.
"Oh, COME ON!!!! YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT WAS FUNNY!!! HE RAN INTO A WALL, THEN I TOLD HIM TO WATCH OUT FOR THE WALL.
AND HE RUNS INTO A DOOR!!!" and he starts laughing hysterically again...
Holy crap guys are complete idiots...well, there will probably be a next chapter...to see what ELSE happens to Sora, yeah, Ill try to make it funny, unlike this one.
but if you actually visualize Sora doing this, it's hilarious!
Well, leave 5 reviews, then after 5, I'll put the next chappy up and then Ill ask for 3 more!!!!
PLEASE?!?!? ITS MY FIRST KH FANFIC!!!!!!!!!!