I don't own the characters, the song, or anything but the title and Jack's sudden "ghetto-ness". I know, the fic is pretty bad, but it's sort of an inside joke with my friend (who doesn't watch Torchwood, but loves the song) lol. The story happens in the hub.
Jack: (enters wearing "rapper clothes") Yo ianto, wass up my homie?
Ianto: Jack, what the hell are you saying?
Jack: I just listened to this amazing rap song called "Drop it like it's hot" and now, I've been transformed.
Ianto: Jack..
Jack: No, don't call me that. I'm Jack-Fizzle, now.
Ianto: Oh god.
Gwen: (enters) What happened Ianto?
Ianto: Snoop Dogg. Snop Dogg happened, Gwen.
Gwen: WHAT? (she rips off her normal clothes and now she is wearing "rapper girl" clothes.) I LOVE SNOOP!
Jack: When the pimp's in the crib ma
Gwen:Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Both:Drop it like it's hot
Torchwood Cleaning Lady: If your gonna drop it, you better pick it up! I don't want a mess in here!
The end!!!
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