Chapter 1
Sam was throwing stuff randomly out of her closet for 20 minutes on the floor as she was looking for something
Sam said, "There's my 3 month old taco" as she kissed it and said, "I'm going to miss you" and then tossed it outside the window hoping a hungry beggar would eat it
Cat suddenly walked in the bedroom and asked, "What in the world of bibble are you doing?" as she noticed junk like old food and shirts scattered on the floor
Sam continued to dig in her closet and said, "I'm looking for something important?"
Cat got scared and asked, "Oh god, what did you steal this time?"
Sam showed her face to Cat and asked, "Do I look like a burglar to you?"
Cat nodded her head and said, "Yes"
Sam said, "Sweet"
Cat looked around the room in confusion and asked, "What are you looking for?"
Sam got frustrated and said, "Something to make you stop talking with that annoying voice of yours"
Cat sat down on the floor next to the clothes and asked in a voice of worry, "Is everything alright Sammy?"
Sam said, "I'm looking for my kite and I think I misplaced it"
Cat said, "Oh that, I put in the laundry"
Sam grabbed on to Cat's sleeveless shirt and pulled her and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you?"
Cat was struggling to let Sam to let her go and said, "It got dirty"
Sam she let go of Cat's shirt and said, "Never mind I'll just get another one"
Cat asked, "What do you need a kite for anyways?"
Sam said, "All the local people are going to the park for Kite-Con"
Cat she got up and fixed her shirt and asked, "What is a Kite-Con?"
Sam said, "Kite-Con is a day where we have kite flying competitions till 1 a.m"
Cat said, "Oh that sounds really fun and something I guess you enjoy"
Sam asked in a medieval voice, "Knight, Do you want to join me as we embark on an epic journey of kite fighting?"
Cat started to walk towards the living room and said, "Sorry Sam but I have to complete my 1600 word paper on Evolution"
Sam started to run towards the door and said, "Well that's crushing but good luck"
Cat said, "Thanks Sam"
Sam said, "I am leaving in just a minute when Goomer comes with his truck"
Cat said, "Oh ok"
Sam asked, "How is your essay so far?"
Cat said in frustration, "Only 300 words"
Sam wanted to cheer up Cat's mood and said, "That's not so bad"
Cat sat down next to her laptop and took a sip of coffee before saying, "This is going to be a very long and boring day for me"
Sam said, "Bye, Goomer is here"
Cat said as she typed, "Sahelanthropus tchadensis, Wow only 1298 words left to escape hell"
T.B.C