Akatsuki learn to ride a bike
Ch.1: What is a bike?
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Deidara and Sasori were sitting under a tree minding their own business when Tobi the akatsuki's newest member came riding along on a strange looking contraption. "Sasori what in the hell is that thing Tobi is riding on." Sasori took one look at the thing and said, "I believe that is what they call a bike." Deidara still looked puzzled and said, "Tobi come here at once." Tobi rode over and said, "Do you need something Deidara-sempai?"
"Yes I want to know what in the hell are you riding."
"Tobi is riding a bike Deidara-sempai does Deidara-sama want to try?"
Deidara looked at the bike and said, "Yes now bring it here." Tobi brought Deidara the bike and said, "Tobi will teach Deidara to ride it because Tobi is a good boy."
Deidara glared at him and said, "Tobi I don't not want your help I'll will learn how to do this on my own now away with you." Tobi walked away and Deidara and Sasori examined the bike closely. Deidara got on the bike and sat on it backwards and tried to figure out how to make it go. "Um Deidara I think your sitting the wrong way." Sasori pointed out. Deidara turned around and put his hands on the handle bars and said, "Okay now what." Sasori shrugged and said, "I don't know what to do now why don't you ask Tobi he might know." Deidara turned to see Tobi standing on his left side and said, "Tobi tell me how to work this thing."
"Okay Deidara I will tell you cause Tobi is a good boy. You make the bike go by pedaling the pedals with your feet." Tobi said and pointed to the bike pedals.
Deidara began pedaling as fast as he could. He went faster and faster until suddenly he was going down a hill. "Deidara-sempai stop!" Tobi called. "How do you stop?" Deidara asked. "Use the breaks Deidara-sama use the breaks!" Tobi yelled. It was too late the bike had rolled all the way down the hill and smacked right into a tree. Deidara jumped off the bike and made a clay bird and threw it at the bike. The bike blew up and Sasori asked, "Why did you blow the bike up?"
"It was a stupid bike." Tobi pat Deidara's head and said, "Its okay Deidara-sempai." Deidara smacked Tobi's hand and said, "Don't touch me Tobi."