He needed to call to Sasuke. Had to call out some sort of plea.
The fear; what if Sasuke ignored him, saw the situation that Naruto was in and just turned away? Naruto didn't know if he could bear it if he was going to see Sasuke's back walking away. Leaving him just as helpless as he was before. Sasuke might taunt him cruelly, like he usually had.
The thought tortured Naruto. Tears came to his eyes.
But what if he didn't call out? What if he just waited? Wouldn't that just be worse than trying?
Naruto decided.
"SS..Sasuke?" He sputtered.
There was no response. Naruto had not called with enough volume.
Naruto had not been heard by who he thought was his savior.
"Sasuke?!" He called, louder this time.
"What?!" The muffled answer came.
"Can you... uh..." Pause, Naruto had to do this, "help me?"
"I can't hear you," The deep, sonorous voice replied, "give me a second."
Naruto heard some movement and a chair screeching as Sasuke made his way to the door that separated the two.
A knock.
"Naruto?"
Naruto looked towards his side of the door, able to sense his friend on the other side. It was the moment of truth, the knob turned. Was Sasuke going to aid Naruto when he was so desperately in need of assistance.
The door opened.
"Jesus, Naruto! It smells like shit in here!"
"Of course it does, what the hell do you think I'm doing?"
"Obviously taking a crap!"
"Duh!"
"Then why the fuck did you invite me in?!" Trademark Sasuke angst spilling out.
"Dude, you gotta help me."
"The hell I do!" He shouted, "What, need help wiping your ass, because I did not sign on for that."
"No!"
"Then what?!"
"Can you, like, get me some toilet paper?"
"Why should I?"
"Sasuke, please." Naruto felt ridiculous with his creamy white pa-tooty and thighs on the porcelain seat.
"Let me get this straight," Sasuke flipped his black hair, and lifted his hand to cover his nose from the stench, "You call me to the can, without warning me of the monster loaf that you had just taken, so that my valuable Uchiha nose was probably damaged by the rank of said monster loaf, and you expect me, to give you toilet paper?"
"Yeah, kinda." Oh shit. This is what Naruto expected.
"Hmmm..." Sasuke thought, his eyes narrowed, "If I do that, what will you do for me?"
Naruto had to think fast... The poo needed to be wiped. He could bear this hell no longer.
"I'll..." Come on Naruto, THINK! he told himself.
Aha!
"I'll give you twice as many smoochies today, and I wont call you an emo!" He blurted.
Sasuke's eyebrows scrunched together, his cold black eyes flickered and glared angrily at the blonde.
"Tch."
He turned and exited the bathroom.
"Wait, Sasuke!"
The offer had not been good enough, Naruto was devastated.
Then, a ray of hope shone down upon Naruto, sitting on his rancid throne. He heard rummaging, and then Sasuke was back, holding a roll of fluffy two ply sheets. He smirked as he tossed it to Naruto. He welled up with tears. Sasuke did care.
"You're lucky," He said through a grin, "but this will cost you more than just twice as many smoochies."