Me: -shrieks in utter terror-

Duncan: WTF was that for?

Me: HELP! THE CODY FANGIRLS ARE COMING!!!!

Cody: OH CRAP! –hides-

Courtney: -eyeroll-

Me: Cody, do the disclaimer before we all die!

Cody: Why me? The Cody Fangirls are just going to find me if I say something!

Fangirl: OMG CODYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! SQUEEEEEE!!!!

Cody: Saga doesn't own TDI!

Attack of the Cody Fangirls!

It was a warm day in Maskoka (A/N did I spell it right?), Ontario for a change, so Cody was bored and decided to take a walk, which he soon came to regret. He hadn't taken more than two steps before he heard someone scream "CODY! OMG!!!" Cody didn't even have to turn around. He knew that there was a mob of CCF (Crazed Cody Fangirls) behind him. He took off raced across the street while the stoplight was red, while the huge fangirl mob had to wait for another stoplight. "Ha, try to catch me now!" Cody yelled. He took off running again.

Seconds later, he heard a loud "SQUEE!" behind him. "Damn! How did they catch up so fast?" Cody muttered. He backed into an alley. Luckily, none of the fangirls seemed to notice. He kept backing up until his feet bumped into something soft, He looked down and saw a gray cat. "Oh, hey there." Cody said, bending down to stroke the cat. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, a frying pan hit his head, knocking him backwards. Before he could recover he heard a voice yell, "Leave my cat alone!" Cody sat up and rubbed his head. He saw a girl standing on the other side of the alley, glaring at him. The cat was curled up in her arms. When she saw his face, she gasped. "Cody, is that you?" When his eyes adjusted to the light, he realized that the girl was Beth! "What are you doing in an alleyway?" she asked.

"I could ask you the same thing, I'm running from a mob of fangirls."

"Oh. That's…interesting. I work at this restaurant; I was just taking out some trash."

Cody rubbed his head. "Why'd you hit me with a frying pan?"

"My cat doesn't like strange people."

Suddenly, they heard loud girly screams. "They found me! RUN!" Cody grabbed Beth's wrist and took off faster than she had ever seen him run. "Cody, I'm not on break! I still have work!" she yelled. Cody didn't reply. Beth saw that there was only one way she could get Cody to stop, so she stuck out her foot and tripped him. "What was that for?" He asked, annoyed, as he stood. They turned and realized that the fangirls had stopped dead in their tracks. "OMG! It's BETH!" one of them yelled. "BACK OFF! HE'S OURS!" Another screamed. "You're the ones that need to back off!" Cody yelled back. "I get chased by you stupid fangirls at least three times every week! Do you ever see Beth do that? No!"

"But…but…" One of the fangirls trailed off. At that, the mob dispersed and the fangirls walked away. "Wow Cody, thanks." Beth said. Cody turned to her and for the first time, saw that her braces had been removed. "No problem." He shrugged. "It's just…nobody's ever stood up for me like that. Thanks." She gave Cody a quick kiss on the cheek before walking away.

END

Me: HAHA! BETH AND CODYNESS! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID FANGIRLS!

Duncan: -.-

Courtney: That…was…interesting.

Me: I KNOW I LOVED IT!

Duncan: It sucked. -.-

Me: -cries-

Cody: Um….Read and review?